The Apes are Racist

Topeka Lawrence blog "Evolution" points out that those damn dirty apes are not only capable of using tools and sign language just like white people but they are also capable of foresight in much the same manner of the pale faces who have been keeping us down.

In this informative post, the blogger notes a public school (of course) definition of racism which claims that minorities are not able to plan for the future and J.D. then reasons that since apes are able to do this then they must be racist as well. Frankly, I've always suspected as much since it's rumored that Reagan got most of his ideas from a monkey he worked with . . . Additionally, the fact that Cheeta from the original Tarzan movies is still alive is enough to convince me that every damn monkey walking the earth is some kind of evil creature who is most likely just playing dumb and waiting to take over the planet.