A rip-off by any other name

Recently, the Business Journal reported that according to a development agreement approved by the Jackson County Legislature, a "naming rights purchaser" could pay $32 million toward construction of a $202 million rolling roof at Truman Sports Complex.

Since I'm all about helping out. I'd like to suggest a few names other than simply a company moniker that people end up resenting anyway.

Here goes:

• The "Damn this is nicer than being able to flush my toilet" roof.


• The "We've got the good people of JoCo covered" rolling roof.


• The "Roll over and take it in the booty from billionaires" roof