Holy Night

My X-mas shopping is done. I've sunk money back into the economy of Johnson County and now the only thing left to do is procrastinate wrapping this year's paltry bounty of presents. I was at Oak Park Mall yesterday and I realized two things: Unfortunately, that horrible place is really the heart of Kansas City. Oak Park mall was probably the most diverse and vibrant place I've been to this season. Everybody was busy wasting their money on shit they don't need and doing it with glee. Secondly, I think I dwell on racism a bit too much. From my experience at the mall yesterday It's clear that people of all colors and creeds hate poor people more than anything else. I can't say I blame them. Poor people don't buy much and that's what X-mas is all about . . . that and some Black Jewish kid.

Merry X-mas kids. Have a fun and safe holiday. If hear sleigh bells and see Santa overhead that means you've been drinking entirely too much and your ass needs to stop, call a cab and sleep it off.