Another year older

It's time to ring in the New Year! You know, the holiday where you pretty much guarantee that you'll repeat the same mistakes again. Look on the bright side, at least those mistakes haven't killed you . . . yet.

Well, this year an overpriced New Year's Eve Party returns to Union Station. The celebration lost money in 2003 but now it's back with the help of Bank of America and all of the poor people who had their homes foreclosed.

Fees for the event will cost more than a hooker and a bottle of booze and it'll probably be just as lonely. However, at least after attending the Union Station party, your first order of business for the New Year won't be a visit to the clinic.