Pale Reason

While The Star’s KC Crime Scene is happy with only showing the Black face of crime, I’m using my little space on the web to exhibit my prejudice against white men because of the crimes that I’ve seen them accused of in the media.

I’d first like to note a local white guy accused of sexually assaulting 3 boys. I guess there weren’t any defenseless civilizations around to pick on so apparently he had to turn to children. The second white guy facing well publicized criminal charges is (as you already know) former House majority leader Tom Delay who is accused of conspiracy and money-laundering. I’ve often noted that a ski mask is second only to a tie as an essential clothing accessory with which to steal money. You already know which one white guys prefer.

Sometimes I think they’re all alike. If a white guy isn’t raping, he’s stealing. They accuse other people being lazy but Lord knows they should take a brake from all their shenanigans (their word) once in awhile.

Of course, I’m making generalizations. There are a lot of non-rapist, honest white guys out there . . . some of my best friends are white guys. Hell, my sister dates a white guy and he seems okay. He’s one of the good ones!

So maybe I shouldn’t judge all of the white guys on TV badly; even though I only see them killing brown people on a massive scale along with raping and stealing.

That’s it; I’m giving white guys another chance. Lord knows I’ve extended the same courtesy to their daughters time and again.