Run Amuck

Apparently, there was a pretty major screw up at the KC Marathon over the weekend.

The driver of the police vehicle leading the race didn't turn into the memorial because he thought the gates were locked. But race officials were ready to let the runners in.

Competitors who thought the race qualified them for the Boston Marathon are now wondering if they'll still be able to get in.

I have a solution. Gather all the runners this weekend and we’ll start the race in the heart of the East side, this time with no police escorts. I’m sure all of those crazy jogging white folks will turn in record times.