Blaming the media

OR Katie Horner is only good for fucking.

Newbie blogger “Just Cara” pens a smart post assigning blame for the Hurricane Rita evacuation debacle.

It’s still hard to imagine all those morons in their car running from a bunch of water like it was a chubby girl who needs a ride home from the bar at the end of the night. You have to run from her not only because you know that you’ll probably end up fucking her if she gets in your car but also because you’re sure she has herpes.

Cara comes up with a killer line when it comes to our own weathergirl skank:

“In my estimation, the members of the television media are good at two things: looking pretty, and crying wolf. Local case in point: weatherbabe Katie Horner.”

And now I have to call foul. Do you have any idea how hard it is on your knees to become a newsgirl? Semen doesn’t just disappear out of a pant suit, that’s a hefty dry cleaning bill . . . try asking your accountant about that deduction Missy.

No, I will defend all of the newsbabes in this town not only because they were/are fodder for my depraved masturbatory fantasies but also because I’m all for the lowly working women of this country and handling that much penis has got to be considered manual labor.