In OOOOlathe

I don't believe in reincarnation but if it turns out to be true I think I'd like to come back as a white suburban kid. Not only because I'd have much more of an opportunity to have sex with white women but also because of the vandalism spree that seems to be a right of passage for so many suburban teens. The City of Olathe seems to be the biggest victim of the lastest round of suburban teen angst:

Police have seen worse damage, but it has been a long while since they've seen anything so widespread. Overnight, someone armed with blue and orange spray paint, went to work on mailboxes, sidewalks, road signs, and worst of all, Heritage Elementary School. In each case, the letters "F T P", or the phrase, "@*#$ the pigs" was painted. Sgt. Mike Butaud of the Olathe Police toured the damage. "It just seems like, possibly some juveniles were out, and thought it would be funny, but obviously it's not. It ends up being quite a bit of damage.

I'm officially impressed, not only do suburban kids get a better education than most but they're already getting a grasp of pop culture at such a young age. An NWA reference in middle school? Impressive if not a little misguided. After all, it is the suburban cops that protect those little snot-nosed kids from any brown people that might be roaming through the neighborhood.