tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post6482737955680677723..comments2024-03-06T04:16:12.541-06:00Comments on Tony's Kansas City: The Onion Jokes The Kansas City PicassoTonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17923450492847284487noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-47569117857767913382014-08-16T14:18:37.972-05:002014-08-16T14:18:37.972-05:00KC has lots of pieces of work. Just read this blo...KC has lots of pieces of work. Just read this blog and that thing that passes for a paper.<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-39123261012352945812014-08-15T23:16:00.130-05:002014-08-15T23:16:00.130-05:00The Nelson is the only authentic art scene in Kill...The Nelson is the only authentic art scene in Killa City, even though it's a momument to dead white guys who never set foot in this town. This Caravaggio ... he some Dago hip-hopper or what? Never seen him around here, either. <br /><br />Artists? Oh yah, we got lots. Arts district? Got one of those too. Arty parties? Up the ol' yingyang. Art school? You betcha. World class, $40 grand a year, baby.<br /><br />So then: Other than the dead guys at the Nelson, where's the fuckin' ART? There ain't any. Leastwise, any worth shaking a stick at. Shit, they don't even do birthday cards and shit here anymore.<br /><br />The whole art thing is, like, smoke and mirrors. The only part of it that is real is the hundreds of millions of (mostly taxpayer) dollars pissed away on it. Whad did y'all get for that, other than lots of swell parties for blonde chicks and big-money guys from Prairie Village?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-40537901218219413942014-08-15T21:00:42.176-05:002014-08-15T21:00:42.176-05:00Or spill his purple drank on the Monet panel. Or spill his purple drank on the Monet panel. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-43507677809148350502014-08-15T19:56:39.013-05:002014-08-15T19:56:39.013-05:00Some nig nog is going to destroy our Carivaggio on...Some nig nog is going to destroy our Carivaggio one of these days, you heard it here first.<br /><br />Will probably spill Kool Aid on it while wiping a scuff off his Jordans. Blaz Tavers, local art critic/gadflynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-1431136750133813392014-08-15T18:49:03.156-05:002014-08-15T18:49:03.156-05:006:32, it's because KCMO spends cultural tax do...6:32, it's because KCMO spends cultural tax dollars on rap groups for Slyme's nig nog hood rat pizza parties. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-35604533446241083912014-08-15T18:34:11.936-05:002014-08-15T18:34:11.936-05:00Been there lately?Been there lately?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-75245040131585657402014-08-15T18:32:52.981-05:002014-08-15T18:32:52.981-05:00The Nelson is becoming a place of great hilarity.The Nelson is becoming a place of great hilarity.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-24049092113060565892014-08-15T18:11:59.608-05:002014-08-15T18:11:59.608-05:005:39: No, that's Mensa boy reacting to the med...5:39: No, that's Mensa boy reacting to the meds that had to be administered after the streetcar vote. Ignore him and hope he goes back to Nebraska. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-64971182023316961112014-08-15T18:01:21.382-05:002014-08-15T18:01:21.382-05:00Make that Sun Tzu. Lao was his pacifist brother.Make that Sun Tzu. Lao was his pacifist brother.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-32664123877331564562014-08-15T18:00:30.128-05:002014-08-15T18:00:30.128-05:00You back on twitter yet Russ?
Find some more goo...You back on twitter yet Russ? <br /><br />Find some more good Tommy Osborne Nebrasky football quotes that make you sound like Lao Tzu?Here Come The Hardchargahnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-47514306380868669062014-08-15T17:39:33.970-05:002014-08-15T17:39:33.970-05:00You a knockout game victim?You a knockout game victim?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-41291341369835007082014-08-15T17:35:50.972-05:002014-08-15T17:35:50.972-05:00Tonys Johnson County sez toy butler buildingzzzzz
...Tonys Johnson County sez toy butler buildingzzzzz<br /><br />lulzer hahahahjajajhahahahha ceeeeKAAAAAYYYY!<br /><br /><br />zomg hahah so funny toy twrnersuggle!<br /><br />what part of no don't you understand lulzers sliar is goin down dan coffeeee for king of lemmingz<br /><br />light rail and art = slave shipsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-1912409743727218362014-08-15T17:23:27.711-05:002014-08-15T17:23:27.711-05:00Fuck the Onion, they must not know about our prefa...Fuck the Onion, they must not know about our prefab butler buildings. <br />We have WHITE PARTIES there!! That's how fucking cultured we are. WHITE PARTIES! <br />To go with the vast white walls, and endless white cavernous spaces. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-11878910135470188322014-08-15T16:50:41.911-05:002014-08-15T16:50:41.911-05:00More Tee Pee's less Shuttle Cocks!More Tee Pee's less Shuttle Cocks!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-18085340910258136952014-08-15T16:50:01.288-05:002014-08-15T16:50:01.288-05:00Looks like we made it! -Barry ManilowLooks like we made it! -Barry ManilowAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com