tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post3909407994022646350..comments2024-03-06T04:16:12.541-06:00Comments on Tony's Kansas City: Show-Me Missouri Cow Sex ChargeTonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17923450492847284487noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-66209292127265831672016-07-26T21:43:05.811-05:002016-07-26T21:43:05.811-05:00I read a story from Arkansas about this same issue...I read a story from Arkansas about this same issue about 9 months before Chelsea Clinton was born. No better argument for sobriety.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-84469443439093869552016-07-26T14:25:41.089-05:002016-07-26T14:25:41.089-05:00^^^Sooo f*©k'n FUNNY^^^ ALL of ya! This is why...^^^Sooo f*©k'n FUNNY^^^ ALL of ya! This is why I do TKC, er, view here.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-57823258285767084252016-07-26T11:26:03.174-05:002016-07-26T11:26:03.174-05:00I heard Teresa Garza was in town and I thought wha...I heard Teresa Garza was in town and I thought what the hell?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-62197042451082723982016-07-26T11:11:20.241-05:002016-07-26T11:11:20.241-05:00Outlawing sex with my cow is bigoted and a violati...Outlawing sex with my cow is bigoted and a violation of my rights. If these fat homos can butt fuck the least Misswhorah can let me do is pussy fuck my pet cow. It hurts no one and what we do behind close barn doors is nobody's business. Obviously someone in Jeff City has been french kissing cows because that is not illegal. Get your nose out of my cows ass and let me live free.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-13858421999588439802016-07-26T10:36:02.365-05:002016-07-26T10:36:02.365-05:001. Anything that keeps Missouri people from having...1. Anything that keeps Missouri people from having sex with their relatives is a good thing, as Martha Stewart would say.<br /><br />2.It was a consenting adult cow, correct? Why, then, is this a problem? It's not like they were being irresponsible and making unwanted babies.<br /><br />3. He liked it. The cow liked it. There's a thing in the Declaration of Independence about life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, know what I'm sayin'?<br /><br />Peace, baby.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-78945679875476273372016-07-26T10:10:03.988-05:002016-07-26T10:10:03.988-05:00Just another weekend night in WestportJust another weekend night in WestportAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-13655346498061759482016-07-26T10:05:40.923-05:002016-07-26T10:05:40.923-05:00RE: Nixa man accused of having sex with cow
He&#...RE: Nixa man accused of having sex with cow<br /><br />He's been charged with "breaking and entering" a secure bovine!!!!!<br /><br />Udder nonsense, claims his attorney.<br /><br />Nixa Police report evidence from a rape kit will confirm suspect left behind DNA material.<br /><br />Suspect's attorney ready to plead the Hillary Defense card. Yes, he had sex with the cow, attempted to wipe it clean, and initially lied about it.....but, he had no intent to harm national dairy security.<br /><br />"What difference does it make now?"<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-8101606020741849812016-07-26T09:52:40.899-05:002016-07-26T09:52:40.899-05:00I've heard of stump breaking steers but never ...I've heard of stump breaking steers but never knew anyone who actually did it. Something about slip their legs in your rubber boots son they can't get away?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-13162507430866852142016-07-26T07:54:21.123-05:002016-07-26T07:54:21.123-05:00Poor Crystal Williams! Can't the heifer get so...Poor Crystal Williams! Can't the heifer get some privacy? Boo hoo moo... Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-14932422454310466722016-07-26T07:46:19.935-05:002016-07-26T07:46:19.935-05:00I see a lot of fat cows every day with kids. Some...I see a lot of fat cows every day with kids. Someone must be breaking the no sex with cows law.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-38119630424930665022016-07-26T07:33:56.191-05:002016-07-26T07:33:56.191-05:00I just wonder if it was "closing time" a...I just wonder if it was "closing time" at the Barn!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-48389835944941147992016-07-26T06:42:08.356-05:002016-07-26T06:42:08.356-05:00Byron needs to weigh in on this subject since it d...Byron needs to weigh in on this subject since it does appear to be in his area of expertise.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-9295101755590806782016-07-26T06:39:12.596-05:002016-07-26T06:39:12.596-05:00WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-2785125738056555592016-07-26T05:40:43.090-05:002016-07-26T05:40:43.090-05:00"Unlawful sex with an animal is a Class A Mis..."Unlawful sex with an animal is a Class A Misdemeanor"<br /><br />Unlawful? Is there a "Lawful" method of sex with an animal? Looks like Tony might have a shot at getting laid!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com