tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post3207431674111481665..comments2024-03-06T04:16:12.541-06:00Comments on Tony's Kansas City: Kansas City 'Anomaly Detection' Coming SoonTonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17923450492847284487noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-76364242384353801412017-06-25T11:08:20.763-05:002017-06-25T11:08:20.763-05:00This is a wonderful technology that is embraced by...This is a wonderful technology that is embraced by bureaucrats from coast to coast because it produces a whole new way for them to sit on their fat asses and get paid.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-39978329219757552222017-06-24T22:21:40.437-05:002017-06-24T22:21:40.437-05:00Anomaly detector going off! SLIE is hanging out in...Anomaly detector going off! SLIE is hanging out in gay bars in Miami!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-71696639976765125022017-06-24T16:03:25.570-05:002017-06-24T16:03:25.570-05:00The city bought another load of crap that will cos...The city bought another load of crap that will cost millions and fail just like the mayor and city manager have, po po is going to abuse this tooAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-8764373780817359602017-06-24T15:59:32.985-05:002017-06-24T15:59:32.985-05:00” Then he realized “while that was really cool, it...” Then he realized “while that was really cool, it wasn’t smart because it didn’t take advantage of the collective wisdom inside City Hall and it didn’t take advantage, quite frankly, of the data that we already had resident in City Hall.”<br /><br />Now that's funny right there! Collective wisdom inside city hall! Rofl!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-79501293039757226002017-06-24T15:07:18.081-05:002017-06-24T15:07:18.081-05:00Will it detect when Sylvester tells the truth? Tha...Will it detect when Sylvester tells the truth? That would be an anomaly.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-28881237129977942442017-06-24T13:04:35.089-05:002017-06-24T13:04:35.089-05:00Big brotherBig brotherAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-15283545517185395672017-06-24T13:02:30.077-05:002017-06-24T13:02:30.077-05:00Is this a joke? This is the city we're talking...Is this a joke? This is the city we're talking about. First they would have lines that weren't installed in the 70's so the image would show up the same day, second, someone would have to be awake and third, they would have to be trained to know that a crime is being committed instead of what they're used to doing, ignore it like the mayor doesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-91370389641062946162017-06-24T12:53:31.945-05:002017-06-24T12:53:31.945-05:00Will it tell us where sLIE is because that certain...Will it tell us where sLIE is because that certainly would be an anomaly to see him outside of burns and Mac industrial complex!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-42760296162083278172017-06-24T12:44:24.209-05:002017-06-24T12:44:24.209-05:00Will it detect murders since no one at city hall g...Will it detect murders since no one at city hall gives a damnAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-36738678188128320922017-06-24T12:43:26.693-05:002017-06-24T12:43:26.693-05:00Will it detect murders since no one at city hall g...Will it detect murders since no one at city hall gives a damnAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-69420604017935534632017-06-24T12:40:33.627-05:002017-06-24T12:40:33.627-05:00I hope we aren't paying too much for traffic a...I hope we aren't paying too much for traffic anomaly detection. Google traffic dies a pretty good job of that already.seanothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08625173927342111782noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-30277698500036369122017-06-24T12:24:27.506-05:002017-06-24T12:24:27.506-05:00Given the pitiful lack of "services" KCM...Given the pitiful lack of "services" KCMO provides the people who actually live in it, this latest tech wonder will be a really great addition.<br />With this in place, KCMO government can anticipate the needs of the residents and IGNORE them preemptively!<br />Saves a lot of time.<br />And don't bother calling 311!<br />Keep paying those water and sewer bills, inflated sales and increasing property taxes, and the earnings tax, and leave Sly and the gang alone so they can spend your money on toys, developers' "projects", and other glitzy legacy crap.<br />Thanks for playing!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10849017.post-65153676857661143982017-06-24T11:43:28.954-05:002017-06-24T11:43:28.954-05:00Why does it matter if the police can't even re...Why does it matter if the police can't even respond to 911 calls in a timely manner?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com