Kansas City Fashion Police Clown Northeast Mobile Phone Store Armed Robbery Suspect

A series of robberies has Northeast concerned with the troubling style of a local gunman, KCPD help spread the world with a welcomed bit of snark via social media:

Kansas City Police on Twitter

This guy and his long, flowing locks are the suspect in two cell phone store robberies: 6/12 in 5200 blk Truman Rd. & 6/15 in 2700 blk Van Brunt. He possibly drove a gray Ford Focus. Call 816-474-TIPS if you recognize him.

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  1. Just shoot the SOB and have done with it.

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  2. What's wrong with black people? I'm beginning to think that most of them maybe all really aren't civilized people.

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  3. I think it’s Milli Vanilli. You can’t tell them apart and any of them can put on a wig.

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  4. CCW at all times . Carry a 45acp

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  5. And he is black.

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  6. Of course he’s black

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  7. It’s always the blacks, they steal everything

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  8. thats one crappy wig!

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  9. ^^^ he’s transgender so.......

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  10. Rick James did it.

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  11. Poh-Leece: Alright, we got you now. We have you on video robbing people


    Perp: Mmmmmaaaannnn.....I dindu NUFFIN!

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  12. Young white progressive pimple faces are in town to tell you guns are bad. Hope they walk down Troost or Prospect late tonight or early morning to spread the word to those who may not have heard them in KCK today.

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    1. Just heard one of them on the news with the poignant quote “We’re not against guns, we’re against getting shot.” Sort of like those Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy on the old SNL.

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  13. If Obama had a son.

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  14. Need to put that coon down

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  15. Shame on you if he's in transition. Poor little feller just confused due to the whore moan shots.

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  16. DOES THIS WIG MAKE MY ASS LOOK FAGGY?6/19/18, 1:34 AM

    Hey, who y'all be calling male? Maybe I iz a gender-bender, fools. Can't a bruthah be a sistah, ya know, as in "identify" female?

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  17. He just started to get his life turned around but needed to make one more quick heist before his life would be completely turned around.

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  18. He had just started to get his life turned around but need to make one more quick heist before having his life completely turned around.

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