KANSAS CITY DST SUFFERS MASSIVE LAYOFF AFTER ACQUISITION!!!

Followers of Sprint should take note . . . Locals estimate the size of the layoff at roughly 850 . . . Kansas City offices were hit exceptionally hard according to social media chatter. Here's the official write-up for subscribers and more clever internets denizens:

DST Systems announces large layoffs - Kansas City Business Journal

DST Systems Inc. announced Tuesday that it will lay off 6 percent of its worldwide workforce. The cuts come two months after the Kansas City-based financial tech company sold to SS&C Technologies Holdings Inc. "Today, DST laid off approximately 6 percent of its worldwide workforce," according to a statement attributed to SS&C CEO Bill Stone.

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  1. I'm sure this is just the beginning. Jump ship before it's too late

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  2. 850 downtown apartments for rent. Call 666 6667 anytime night or day.

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  3. Trump's economy? MAGA! Maybe republicunts will pin it on the workers. Demorats suck too BTW. The whole system can suck my dick.

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    1. Your not giving them much to suck on...

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  4. So. Much. Winning.

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  5. Slap a HUGE TAX on every "DST" they build overseas!
    Make America Grate Again!

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  6. So how much stock did the executives and shareholders buy back to enrich themselves even more after the Trump tax cut? Do any of you dumb Republicans still believe in trickle-down?

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  7. At least we have a streetcar.

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  8. DST isn't what it was all cracked up to be. Upon researching the company after one of their recruiters approached me proved you'd have to be desperate to want to work there.

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  9. But unemployment is real low.

    That was last week.

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  10. DST was a job, a paycheck, make some friends. That's all. The business is an abstract service that takes a half an hour to explain. While I worked there, three people committed suicide from the futility of it all. Good riddance, move on, and hopefully the rich former executives will leave town so they don't get water thrown on them at restaurants.

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    1. I wish you had committed suicide.

      Never too late, you know.

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  11. ^^Republican demanding that Democrats be civil.

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  12. The company existed to enrich it's top execs. Some made close to 100 million on stock options just given to them by the board each year. Their peers at other firms made alot less. These were local people, not Harvard grads or wall street transplants. Way over paid at the expense of shareholders. Plus they couldn't solve problems, just blame others for programming errors made years earlier. I was a worker, got blamed for a tax reporting error that was programmed when I was back in grade school by an analyst that no longet worked there. But it was my fault as my client found the error. And I was not even a programmer, don't know how to code. It was a messed up business, the new owners may sue after they realize what they really bought!

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  13. dst stands for : don't stay there. Years ago, it was data-sys-tance. But people called thinking it was a dating service.

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  14. Nobody that works there can explain what the fuck they do. What the fuck does that place even do? Does anybody even know?

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  15. They do mutual fund accounting. They produce the statement tax forms, send out checks to people that sold.

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  16. Will the call girls in the securities transfer group be retained for the pleasure of the new owners? they took care of so many clients. They got right on the job when asked!

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