Cheetah Dies In Kansas City Zoo Captivity

Another animal dies for the viewing pleasure of the fading middle-class and despite increased taxpayer support of this local money pit that is starting to resemble a death camp for its inhabitants. Read more:

Cheetah dies unexpectedly at Kansas City Zoo

KANSAS CITY, Mo. - A cheetah at the Kansas City Zoo died unexpectedly Sunday, the zoo said Monday afternoon on its Facebook page. Drogon and his two cheetah brothers, Viserion and Rhaegal, were born in Texas in 2015 and came to Kansas City in 2017. The zoo said the cause of death hasn't been determined.

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  1. Drogon had all he could take of this shithole town, nobody would set him free so he committed suicide.

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  2. Wow. One sentence, five cliches. Such talent!

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  3. Didn't anybody look out for the cheetah?

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  4. Stray bullet from the fine neighborhood surrounding the zoo, sort of a zoo within a zoo.

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  5. That’s some funny shit right ther fellas!

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  6. Men
    Like
    Kangaroos

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  7. I'm guessing drive by shooting.

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  8. I once visited the Cheetah Club outside Chicago years ago. Saw a lot of tail there.

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  9. I thought cheetah was Tarzan's chimp.

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  10. Notice the zoo is really going downhill lately. Time to clean it up or at least make it less deadly for animals.

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