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Jim Bakker: Buy My Condos in Branson! NASA Says They'll Be Safe in the End Times
It's weird enough when televangelist Jim Bakker tries selling you giant buckets of food for the Apocalypse. But what he said on his show this week went even further than that. Bakker is now urging viewers to move to Branson, Missouri, where his show is taped, and buy a condo at his Morningside complex.
That boy is a little tetched in the head.
ReplyDeleteHis crap stems from a 1994 NASA Study that named the Ozark Mountains as the most geologically stable part of the US.
ReplyDeleteThat set off a surge of Navy Retirees moving to there, and fueled this sort of scam.
Bakker is only one of dozens of "Evangelicals" peddling this sort of horseshit to the "true believers".
I think his next scam is going to be peddling a "corrected" re-write of the Bible that will coincidentally support every turd that falls out of his mouth.
Oh, well - a Fool and his Money were Damn Lucky to get together in the first place.
Let me get this straight. When the "End Times" arrive, only those folks who bought condos in the Ozarks will be safe? Take me now, Lord. But not to the Ozarks.
ReplyDeleteNever heard of this guy. I must be blessed.
ReplyDeleteThere will be world destruction there are some parts of the U.S.That will be Livable .The NASA.INFORMATION I HAVE SEEN LOOKS LIKE WEST OF US 65 HIGHWAY IN MISSOURI.WILL BE FINE IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE BRANSON. NASA.TAKE IS If there is a Huge Earthquake along the NEW MADRID FALT LINE. THE GREAT LAKES WILL EMPTY SOUTH AND FLOOD WATER ALL THE WAY PAST SAINT LOUIS. WESTERN MISSOURI WILL BE ALRIGHT .SO YOU WILL BE ALRIGHT IN THE METRO AREA. THIS GUY WANTS TO SELL CONDOS .KEEP YOUR CONDO MONEY YOU WILL NEED IT TO BUY FOOD AND FEND OFF THE HAVE NOTS. AND THE PEOPLE WHO WERE NOT,PREPARED. THE DOWNTURNS IN THE ECONOMY WILL GET YOU BEFORE THE FLOOD. AND MOVE OUT OF EASTERN MISSOURI.
ReplyDeleteWhat a kook.
ReplyDeleteAnyone who listens to that convicted rapist and felon is a fool. He has a lot of nerve to get back on TV to beg for money.
There is no escape from the "end times". The "end times" come for everyone. Because, On A Long Enough Timeline, The Survival Rate For Everyone Drops To Zero.
He's 78. Closer to the end time every day.
Correction @ 1:22, the "End Times" came on January 1, 2000 - only God's love and his pity for those of us left behind and condemned to the Living Hell here on Earth erased the memory of the Rapture from our minds.
ReplyDeleteHow else can you explain what has happened since then?
A Lying Whoremonger Russian Puppet in the White House?
One Political Party impoverishing the masses to enrich their Masters?
Hopelessness abounding, Despair our only emotion?
!! WELCOME TO HELL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN !!
Your punishment will begin shortly!
6:41... when will your Branson condo be ready? You and that other kook Bakker deserve each other.
ReplyDelete.....what happened to his kid?
ReplyDelete....they say he had some 'problems'..........
Only dead people have seen the end of this troll.
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