Right now a very big gathering of Kansas City denizens are waking up REALLY early to watch people with more money than God put on a circus for the world - Or at least make the lives of middle-class white ladies a little less drab..
To wit . . .
THE KANSAS CITY ROYAL WEDDING WATCH PARTY IS UNDERWAY FOR LOCALS WHO WANT TO ENJOY THE LIVES OF THEIR BETTERS!!!
To be fair, it sounds like a nicer time than watching the event in a van down by the river.
Also, Union Station deserves respect for putting together a successful party that caters to American celebrity obsession as the ranks of the middle-class dwindle.
Check the announcement, maybe they might throw a few leftover scones to the hobos . . .
Royal Wedding Watch Party - SOLD OUT!
Union Station invites you to the Royal Wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle on Saturday, May 19. View all the excitement leading up to, including, and following the nuptials on the largest screen in the Midwest, Regnier Extreme Screen Theatre. Wear your Royal Wedding attire or even your Prince or Princess pajamas.
The point is to celebrate in style and see every detail while enjoying British inspired breakfast traditions to add to the festivities.
An English inspired breakfast will be served from 3:30 am – 6 am including Windsor Waffle Stacks, High Street Bangers and Hash, English Scones with Clotted Cream, coffee and of course English Breakfast Tea. Plus, just prior to the ceremony, raise a Champagne toast (21 years old and up) to the new Royal couple.
Enjoy fun giveaways throughout the event, but make your reservation for the celebration of the year! Space is limited.
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You decide . . .
Don't be a hater.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a fun time and change of pace for a lot of KCMO old ladies. Hope the hobos at the station are sound asleep and don't bother anybody.
Is she knocked up? Is that why they’re getting married? Why else would they get married?
ReplyDeleteDunno about him, but I know why she would get married: for the MUH-NEEEEEEE, baby!
ReplyDeleteOvernight, she goes from being a well-paid minor TV celeb in Canada (wherever the hell THAT is) to being a gazillionaire fuckin' duchess wearing expensive hats. She'll never have to microwave a frozen dinner again.
According to the British news websites, bookmakers in the UK are already posting odds on how long the marriage will last, with the odds favoring two years. It seems Ms.Markle has a piss-poor records when it comes to relationships.
ReplyDeleteDoes she shave her pussy?
ReplyDeleteYou know the queen thinks the new princess is just as trash as my family would Co side her. Harry is a weak ginger cuck.
ReplyDelete^^STFU trash.
ReplyDeleteTrashiest princess ever !!!
ReplyDeleteWell one fact for sure, she is set for life no matter what happens.
ReplyDeleteI didn’t know she was black, she hardly looks it, but the grandstanding reverend quoting MLK and the black choir and Oprah made an appearance. Good grief.
ReplyDeleteThe Royal Family is already planning her "accidental" car crash, a la Diana in a tunnel.
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Why would I get up early to watch one of England’s mascots get married? If Slugger or KC Wolf got married, would Brits tune in? At least he broke tradition and married someone he wasn’t already related too.
ReplyDeletePass. I thought we fought a war to separate ourselves from these entitled douchebag families.
ReplyDeleteAt least we don't have to pay for it.
Now we can only cut off the entitled wannabee royal family occupying the White House and their luxury commutes to NY, NJ, Florida, golf courses, Aspen, Jerusalem, the Middle East, SE Asia...
Yeah, because the previous administration occupying the WH were real penny-pinchers, right?
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