Tuesday, April 24, 2018

KCMO ROBOTS REPLACE MEXICANS???

The lawnmower men of the future won't be thwarted by immigration rhetoric and will bring extinction to late stage capitalism even more quickly than their manual labor predecessors. Read more:

True North Outdoor installs robotic lawnmower at Nelson-Atkins - Kansas City Business Journal

True North Outdoor LLC, a landscape and snow removal company based in Kansas City, Kan., is about to make history. Although it will never be in art history textbooks, The Nelson-Atkins Museum of Art is about to debut the first robotic lawnmower to be used on a commercial property in Kansas City.

12 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Robots replace stupid people

Anonymous said...

^^^ Sorry about your job then.

Anonymous said...

Robots are going to replace everybody, including lawyers, doctors, and TKC commenters, and better robots will replace existing robots.

There will come soft rains.

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha. Ouch.

Anonymous said...

Shall we play a game?

Anonymous said...

Americans think they are entitled to employment.

They think it's the government's job to see that they have good paying jobs.

If you see people only as workers, then what will become of these workers when there is nothing that they can do that a robot can't do better?

We will have to completely rethink capitalism.

JoJones said...

^^^ Absolutely correct. There is a lot about automation were going to have to address that we're totally unprepared to deal with.

Anonymous said...

They’re tons of jobs that a robot can’t do and my extremely well paying job is one of them! Hahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, you're probably safe for awhile. As far as I know they haven't created a robot that can take it in the ads and mouth at the same time while jerking off two dongs.

Anonymous said...

It’s you that’s been replaced by the japs, they already made sex robots that puts you out of work dipshit!

Anonymous said...

A golfer walks into the clubhouse of the local country club. He tells the golf pro behind the counter that he wants to do 18 and he is going to need a caddy. The golf pro informs him that the country club is running a promotion and if he tries out one of their experimental robot caddies, he can golf for free. The golfer agrees and takes out the robot. While on the golf course the robot caddy tells the golfer the wind speed, distance, even how hard to hit which club. He has the best game of his life. The next time the golfer goes to the country club, he tells the golf pro that he wants to do 18 holes and that he wants to get one of the robot caddies. He informs the golfer that they don't have the robot caddies anymore. The golfer, all upset, tells him how great they were and asks him what happened. The golf pro tells him that members were complaining that the sun would reflect of their metallic material and into their eyes. The golfer asks him why they didn't just paint the robots black? The golf pro said that they did, but the next day, 3 of them didn't show up and the other 3 robbed the pro shop.

Anonymous said...

Looks like an interesting article, but the KC Business Journal only allows 3 free reads a month. Too bad they are not like 99% of the net.