Monday, February 05, 2018

TV WEATHER NEWSIES WARN: KANSAS CITY SNOWPOCALYPSE COMING SOON!!!

Channel 5 is the first to start the weather panic and another run on local grocery stores for bread and milk by middle-class dweebs who watch way too much network television. Take a look:

Kansas City could see largest snow storm in four years

It's been about four years since a snowstorm dropped at least three inches of snow in Kansas City. That could change early this week. There's a small chance of snow on Monday in northern Missouri, between noon and 4 p.m., but the main event will be on Tuesday.

18 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Two inches is not a snowstorm?

Super Dave said...

Might be largest in 4 years but still won't be a storm.

Anonymous said...

The reason our forecasts are always wrong is because our two most prominent forecasters are gay. Their boyfriends have been telling them for years that their 3” dicks are really 9”. This affects their perception when forecasting snowfall totals.

Guy who always talks about lack of rainfall. said...

We could use the moisture, it surely has been dry out there.

Anonymous said...

My dick is knee high and dry

Anonymous said...

I have already added several inches of checher to my diaper over this storm!!!

Anonymous said...

I gotta get my walker and go get plenty of Depends and a new urinal.

Its going to be a shitstorm.

Anonymous said...

I bet Lezak does have a 9" dong. I would bang him if I was gay. I might anyway under the right circumstances.

Anonymous said...

Really? What about Busby?

Anonymous said...

Anybody in the know, knows this is just ratings hype to keep you watching. Change the FCC log so it says 'promotion' and not 'news.'

Anonymous said...

This is your warning geezers, stay off the streets for the rest of the week! Go buy your bread and milk goons. I better not catch you out for the rest of the week. The roads will be horrible and it's fucking dangerous out here. STAY AWAY!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Four inches ain't shit. Hell, Bigfoot wont even get out of bed for less than six inches.

Anonymous said...

Geezer Hater likes a 6” dick up his ass, at least. He prefers 8” or more, though.

Anonymous said...

Is the panic queen Katie Horner back at Channel 5 or is the loser new director just carrying on her panic weather? I guess I'll go get my helmet just in case......

Anonymous said...

Good. I haven't had french toast for long time.

Anonymous said...

How many times are you gonna post the same dumb joke you pants-shitting geezer moron?

Anonymous said...

Me too 903. I’d bang Lezak while my old lady watched.

Anonymous said...

I'll take Wendy over Gary any day!