Friday, February 16, 2018

NEWSFLASH: DOOR TECH DOESN'T STOP KANSAS CITY BURGLAR SUSPECT!!!



Quick local reality check . . .

Those doorbell tech app commercials always feature some skinny dweeb casing a home and then a confident white lady tells him to buzz off while smiling smugly. It's a nice sales pitch but that's not how real life works. Accordingly, door app tech offers some great video to watch people break into a place but obviously doesn't scare anybody. The bright side is that the footage is getting pretty good and might help locals make an ID after the fact.

Note from KCPD:

"Police are looking for the man in this video who broke into and burglarized a home near N. 46th St. and N. Bennington on Feb. 9, 2018. He rang the doorbell then kicked the door in. Please call the TIPS Hotline at 816-474-TIPS (8477) if you know who he is."

Developing . . .

17 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Sounds like pretty decent audio as well.

The technology has promise but I wonder why the owner didn't yell at the dude when he rang. Much better than a dog barking.

Indian Creek Hate Crime Victims said...

"Those doorbell tech app commercials always feature some skinny dweeb casing a home and then a confident white lady tells him to buzz off while smiling smugly."

LMAO!

The reality is actually when the alarm companies show white actors trying to break into houses who look like they just left Abercrombie and Fitch right after they show actual break ins, with, of course black people.

The show "Cops" according to producers, is NOT racist and uses EVERY SINGLE WHITE PERP possible, but, in the end, it is mostly blacks who show up on camera.

I don't think there is a single, not one, not a single black actor portraying a criminal in these commercials. Not one.

We are forced to lie to each other, to ourselves and pretend.

Progressive pretension is the universal lubricant of the left. Without it, facts would destroy this insane, communal psychosis before lunch. If we were allowed to tell the truth, to not be afraid to say what we see, to use common sense and live our lives truthfully, then, Democrats couldn't get elected to Dog Catcher station.

But we are forced, intimidated by the liars in our media, in our nation's capital and local politicians, who in conjunction with the entertainment industry and academia, set a specious, pernicious and insane agenda, that we all must adhere to, or, suffer grave consequences.

We are all, every one of us, dead in a black on white hate crime, that no one even talks about now, only 8 months after the fact.

Citizen said...

Did you notice how he used his long sleeves drooping past his hands as gloves to not leave prints or Dna.The best option is everytime a stranger comes to the door and knocks on it answer the door by speaking loudly through the door and not opening the door.

Insane Progressives Everywhere said...

6:58

The best option, is to pretend that the black guy invading your home is your white friend who is borrowing your TV.

Anonymous said...

Wait. Has this guy forgotten the glorious Wakandan heritage?? ;)

Anonymous said...

Wait...I've shit myself. There. Let's go. Let's keep this pants-shitting going!

Anonymous said...

I'm going to make yard signs that say " Deliveries Only. Otherwise, if you step foot on my property and I'm not expecting you, you should already be calling 911 and reporting a shooting." I would love to see them at the end of the driveway at every house in my neighborhood. We might never be great again, but we can do a lot better than what's going on now.

Anonymous said...

Guy looks like your average, everyday Applebees customer.

Anonymous said...

Section 8 housing and Blacks are destroying the Northland, Liberty, NKC, Gladstone, Riverside and Parkville.

Anonymous said...

Old white geezers have destroyed property values all over the metro. They refuse to update their ratchet homes and they always smell like shit.

Anonymous said...

^^^^^^^Your typical hater asshole.

Anonymous said...

^^^Your typical TKC racist.

Anonymous said...

^^^^^^^^^ Your typical................oh hell, I forgot.

Anonymous said...

Sez the punkass millennial who owns nothing, 5 times babydaddy with 5 separate skanks, living sometimes at grandma's blighted bungalow, or his mama's sec 8 apt hellhole, driving his great auntie's hoopty Buick, but, mostly riding the bus to flip burgers.

Anonymous said...

Dat wut purple drank do, dummy 1:38.

Anonymous said...

They need to work on the camera

light sensitivity. Boons are hard to photograph due their blank black looks.

Anonymous said...

Oh look, another nigger criminal - how unusual!