Tuesday, February 06, 2018

KANSAS CITY TV WEATHER NEWSIES WARN: SNOWPOCALYPSE STARTS TODAY!!!

Something winter this way comes as we confront 4-inches with fear and loathing (and more clichés & bad puns) in our heart . . . Take a peek:

The Latest: Snow expected to arrive Tuesday afternoon impacting evening commute

Snow should start to fall during the afternoon and continue through the evening. Amounts will vary depending on where you live. (KCTV5) More snow is making its way to the metro right now, and while you should be good for your Tuesday morning drive, getting home may be another story.

13 Comments:

Anonymous said...

We confront 4 inches of snow with fear and loathing. Gary and Bryan confront 9 inches of dick with enthusiasm and lust.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Impressive!

Real KC said...

God help us if this snow storm actually turns out to be something. KC can't clean the streets with just a dusting. There's no telling what would happen if some real weather came this way.

Anonymous said...

Kc can't drive as it is.

This must makes it more so.

Anonymous said...

Well more lame, lazy clichés, definitely.

Greedo said...

That must be why you're here first thing in the morning, every morning princess.

Anonymous said...


I agree Kansas city can't clean the streets with just a dusting, that would mean all of those black fat dudes would have to work, and it would be money out of sly's pocket. Even Independence had their streets cleared.

Anonymous said...

^^^Blah blah blah. @7:53AM you're already complaining. Did you want to grow up to be a life-failure? I can't imagine how empty your life must be.

Anonymous said...

^^^^^^His life isn't empty yours is.

Anonymous said...

^^^NO yours is! Infantile comeback pops. Do better.

Anonymous said...

I think the forecaster on 4 got closest last night, a dusting more than likely. Channel 5 needs to move the decimal point one position to the left.

Anonymous said...

Without out sports, weather and murders we would not need tv news. What do smaller cities use for news ?

Anonymous said...

Here it is 3:30 pm Tuesday. Doom & Gloomers got it wrong AGAIN. It probably won't snow at all in KC