Tuesday, February 20, 2018

KANSAS CITY ICE STORM WARNING TUESDAY AS LOCAL STREETS UNTREATED!!!



Here's a word of caution today for commuters and anybody who must trek through treacherous conditions today with no help from City Hall.

To wit . . .

KCMO STREETS ARE EXCEPTIONALLY SLICK THIS MORNING WITHOUT MUCH HELP TO DE-ICE OVERNIGHT!!!

Check the damage and take it slow . . .

KMBZ: The National Weather Service issued an Ice Storm Warning for a large portion of the Kansas City area until 6 p.m. Tuesday. The forecast calls for freezing rain and a slight chance for thunderstorms, with a low of about 30 degrees.

KCTV5: Ice Storm Warning issued for Kansas City, surrounding counties

A lot of districts have already cancelled classes.

Developing . . .

41 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Deicing is a luxury KC almost never gets. Usually in late February KC has already burned through whatever budget we have for snow and ice removal. It has been that way for at least 35 years.

Real KC said...

Thing is, you can take it as slow as you want but if the guy behind you isn't paying attention on an icy road it doesn't really matter.

Anonymous said...

Everybody better have a big bag of dope and a lot of whiskey in case they can’t go anywhere. This winter sucks compared to last year.

Anonymous said...

Hey!

But at least we got that new airport in 2029!

Anonymous said...

Really 6:419AM-Really? There has been zero snow and zero ice, and it's really worse? Goddamn shut-in, get out once in awhile. Jesus Christ!

Anonymous said...

OK Geezers...lets go..get ready to shit! This may be the big one! The only thing that causes more diaper fills is murder! Lets shitttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Better get out the sand truck and the giant tow truck with tire chains so that THE streetcar can continue to operate.
The sophisticates who live in those over-priced downtown apartments don't want to have to walk to get their cold drip coffee and avocado on toast for breakfast!
You just have to understand the priorities of local government in a big-time diverse dense sophisticated urban environment.
Where's a New York Times reporter when you need them?

I said so that's why said...

Streets so far are just wet but southern part of Johnson county icing above ground is happening. First time this winter I had to really use an ice scraper.

The worse is yet to come if the temps drop just 2 more degrees.

Anonymous said...


Sly is giving his O.K. to build overpriced condos, but you have to live with torn up untreated streets, no 911 emergency, and out of control crime.

Kansas City a great place to die!

Jameson said...

I just want my city to clean the streets and pay police.

I guess that's too much to ask. A damn shame.

Anonymous said...

649 is right. dangerous streets and mayhem in the streets pale n comparison to the nirvana of a new airport.

Anonymous said...

^^Right, I went from KC to Overland Park this morning, and counted at least 600 accidents. There were hundreds of people dead and injured. On I435 West there was a 200 car pile up. It was dark, slick and the only lights were the flames of the semi's burning. It was a scene straight out of Mad Max. Stay off the roads! It's hell out there!

Anonymous said...

^^^Those were just some of the two billion tourists coming to KC to ride the streetcar.

Anonymous said...

I drove from midtown to south Kansas City.

I'm alive! I'm a SURVIVOR of ice violence!

Anonymous said...

^^^^Oh thank God! The midtown south route had at least 1400 wrecks. I heard there were roving bands of people stranded and burning their cars to stay warm..rumor has it they were eating the dead from the accidents!

Anonymous said...

^^^ I forgot to mention, I saw a young mother SELL HER INFANT BABY for a measly cup of rock salt. I saw a crackhead RETURN 3 VIALS of crack in exchange for an ice scraper. Serious shit going down.

Anonymous said...

All the queers and faggots will be out because there is a good chance they will get rear ended on Johnson Drive. I hope they don’t get in any wrecks.

Bowtied Silverback said...

Poor downtown hipsters have no street car service

Anonymous said...

^^^The geezers my god what do we do about the geezers! Oh that's right...they have this blog, Matlock, and an endless supply of Tapioca to keep the occupied!

Hyperblogal said...

Due to the ice storm and related bad weather, there were only 60,000 visitors to KC today.

Anonymous said...

9:13 can actually type while anal scissoring for "stoolies".

My guess is, that after that, he eats it.

Anonymous said...

is the national guard out yet?

Anonymous said...

It's the curse of Hosmer I tells ya!

Anonymous said...

Kinda pretty outside.

Anonymous said...

No more salt, please.

Anonymous said...

Don't forget Bike Lanes on Armour Blvd. at the cost $ 512,000 coming in April/May

Anonymous said...

That
L be delayed because of the ice storm, give it till 2093!

Anonymous said...

Toot toot is inoperable. Buses substituting.

Anonymous said...

7:03 coprophilia boy: As with most fetishes, it likely develops in childhood, which may give some insight since that is when we are potty trained and perhaps most attentive to what comes out of our bodies. People who have a feces fetish may want to eat feces, touch it, or eat their partner’s feces. Because this can have adverse health effects, they need to be careful about diet and testing for certain diseases, among other cautions.

That explains every thing wrong with coprophilia boy right there

Anonymous said...

^^^Hey dipshit, shows what you know. Didn't post at 7:03AM, you pants-shitting goon. You fucking talk & post too much, often are wrong about everything you post, and are a fucking senile bastard. How about that? No go fuck off!

Anonymous said...

Ha! 11:51, You got knocked the fuck out!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Roads not slick- sidewalks fine and driveway is just wet.
But the ice in my freezer must have been what school “leaders” must have saw when they cancelled schools for 3rd time in a year based on horrible forecasts.
Take a bow Lezak and company... younjust caused thousands of moms and dads a vacation day AGAIN and are organically complicit with “meteorologists “ is taking money out of parents pockets who can least afford to miss work.
Where is Fred Broski when you need him?

Anonymous said...

11:51: There may be more than one cb.

12:39: So it's true you eat shit?

Anonymous said...

^^^There's only one pants shitting, syphilis riddled, geezer who says Coprophilla and that would be you. Right shitbird?

Anonymous said...

In the meantime roads are fine. Never did get bad.

Anonymous said...

Not according to Tony and the scared shut-ins on here.

Anonymous said...

1:35: So it's true you eat shit?

Anonymous said...

is 147 in kansas or was it all another fake news?

Anonymous said...

coprophilia boy: As with most fetishes, it likely develops in childhood, which may give some insight since that is when we are potty trained and perhaps most attentive to what comes out of our bodies. People who have a feces fetish may want to eat feces, touch it, or eat their partner’s feces. Because this can have adverse health effects, they need to be careful about diet and testing for certain diseases, among other cautions.

That explains every thing wrong with coprophilia boy right there

He played in his own shit as a child because he didn't have any family or friends

Anonymous said...

1:35 geezers don't have diseases, only whiny bitches like you do, somebody got under your skin today did they! HAHAHAHA!!!

Anonymous said...

If you have a 4 wheel drive (which I do) and think going 70 on roads in the hammer lane in conditions we had today, Just know that all of us with 4 wheel drives who are in the slow lane are hoping your dumb as crashes!! You dumb cocky fucks that do that risk everyones life on the road!! 4 wheel drive provides better traction than 2 wheel drive but snow and especially ice you have no guarantee, so next time you want to show off your ignorance, please dont do it on our roads and highways, do it in your driveway, your neighbors already know you are a dumbass.