Advertising profile of local "Fabio" legal eagle crusader . . .
Meet Tarzan: This KC lawman is a former model who fights for animal rights
On a recent Wednesday morning, Tristen Woods stood in a Kansas City TV studio in a crisp blue suit, cradling a squirmy white-cheeked gibbon against his chest. The tiny ape in a leopard-print loincloth clutched at Woods's shoulder-length blonde hair as the attorney who calls himself Tarzan the Lawman delivered his lines in stilted Spanish.
I preferred Better Call Saul ...
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ReplyDelete"I don't know, Doc - it started out as a Pimple on my Ass..."
(Yes, I know-old joke, but it fits so damn well...)
In the photo, the attorney is the one in the suit?
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