Monday, January 08, 2018

TOP FIVE REASONS KANSAS CITY HOPES TO VOTE OPRAH FOR PREZ!!!



Like it or not, only Oprah can defeat Prez Trump in the 2020 election and Democratic Party faithful seem to realize as much last night after her EPIC speech to an exceptionally friendly crowd.

More interestingly . . .

CHECK FIVE REASONS THAT KANSAS CITY COULD LEAD THE CHARGE TO SUPPORT OPRAH FOR PREZ 2020!!!

KCMO Democratic Party Control


This town is built upon machine politics and as soon as the DNC hands down word that Oprah is their savior . . . There won't be much opposition from the local party loyal in much the same way that so many locals still list the Obama campaign on their mostly ridiculous resumes.

Draft Oprah Campaign Started Nearby


Remember that a dude in a nearby Kansas town wanted to draft Oprah last time around. The idea was ahead of its time but possibly a sign of forward thinking in this part of the nation . . . Inasmuch as the Heartland seems to understand that politics is mostly just another brand of low rent celebrity amid the social media era.  

Local Lady Politicos Love Oprah


Kansas City Council lady Alissia Canady thinks Oprah Winfrey has the name recognition, money & independence to make her a potential candidate if she wants to run and her support is just the start of local political lady excitement.

Middle-Class Housewives Love Oprah Far More Than They Ever Liked Hillary


To be fair, white women hated Hillary but historically these very same ladies have done nothing but support the career of Orpah for more than a generation. Oprah still rules the lives of suburban women regardless of partisan demographics and the success of some pretty horrible movies is proof of this thesis.

Kansas City Ready To Join Cult Of Oprah


Listen to the hype and the public adoration of Oprah . . . Any criticism of her is verboten and easily dismissed. The angriest rebuke of Oprah's power only emboldens her worshipers and this devotion is far greater than alt-right troll support of Prez Trump for a good laugh.

And so . . .


For these reasons and so many more, Kansas City is at the forefront of the Oprah 2020 movement.

You decide . . .

36 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Laugh now, that sweater will be mandatory in 2021 if she wins.

Anonymous said...

If Oprah runs the democrats will be in worse shape than when they had Obama.

Vote maybe said...

Think about the future:

Oprah for President.

Senator Claire McCaskill as Senator.

Mayor Jolie Justus.

Thanks a lot MAGA alt-right. Look at what you have wrought upon us!

Don Cardinal said...

Oprah a grade a cunt in real life, just another media fixture who hasn't lived in real life since the 80s

Super Dave said...

Don do make a good point

Anonymous said...

TKC community is letting me down.

We have the misogyny already covered in comments, but the racism is light.

You can and must do better.

Anonymous said...

Our last magic negro messiah president was a complete disaster. I will not be fooled again. Sly may yet save us.

Anonymous said...

What about her felony drug charge? She was is the airport and the drug dogs indicated she had drugs. They folk her to a security area. When the pulled her dress up, they found 200 lbs of crack.

Anonymous said...

She could give Candice health advice.

Anonymous said...

Oh gawd! If America thinks Trump is an egomaniac, just put that loudmouth cow in office. The mere fact that Hollyweird worships her should be enough of a red flag.

Anonymous said...

Waaah! Dislike of one woman means hatred of all women! Where be my safe space at?

Anonymous said...

Actually, Hollywood detests her. To openly detest her would be politically incorrect, though, so they pretend otherwise. Remember, they are professional phonies.

Anonymous said...

Don't forget when she was plotting with a few other Hollywood heavies to try to "shut up" Chappelle.

Anonymous said...

Dr Oz as VP and maybe that blowhard Dr Phil as official advisor in some capacity?

Yep, looks like America has pretty much run its course.

Old Jimmy Kunstler had a pretty good take on it in his latest column over at Clusterfuck Nation if you rubes wanna break from your comic books.

Anonymous said...

For these reasons and so many more, Kansas City is at the forefront of the Oprah 2020 movement.

You're brain damaged.

Anonymous said...

YEAH HE DO MAKE A GOOD POINT STUPOR DAVE! HE DO!!!

You two are barely coherent.

Anonymous said...

^^ shut up douchebag world needs less perverts like you.

Anonymous said...

RE: TOP FIVE REASONS KANSAS CITY HOPES TO VOTE OPRAH FOR PREZ!!!


So....you mean Democrats really do want a billionaire TV personality in the White House?

Too late liberals!

And another thing, what is it with liberal black candidates and their closeted homosexuality? Obama, Corey Booker, Deval Patrick (Obama's twin), and now perhaps Oprah

Anonymous said...

Nobody cares what illegal dumper Alicia can of ass has to say

sLIE is a closet homo, at least his son has the guts to come out of the closet

Anonymous said...

We like Fat Bottomed Girls!

Anonymous said...

Eff you plant ^^^ Our country hasn’t been better in over 25+ yrs economy roaring and American Attitude way the efiing ^^^ up !

Anonymous said...

SGT. Hulka said...
Lighten up Francis

Retro ROCKER said...

There may not be another Democrat,in the Oval Office for a while. The Democrats will keep choosing candidates that can't win. They are to far to the left. And if the economy is still rolling the stock market still up and low unemployment rate not many will take a chance of the Democrats messing it up people vote,with there pocket books.

Anonymous said...

Money talks, Bullshit walks.

Anonymous said...

Mr. Retro,
Use some retro English if you wish to be understood.

Grammar:
Too far, not "to".
Their pocketbooks (pocketbooks is one word), not "there".

Avoid beginning a sentence with a conjunction like "And".

Work on the punctuation. Drop these commas:
"Democrat,in" and "vote,with"
Try adding a comma after "rolling", after "up", and add a semicolon after "rate". I think you want a period after "up".

There is no need to make your incoherence even harder to follow.

Anonymous said...

She needs to keep her weight watchers promise first.

Anonymous said...

Well done all!

Not only did we get some much needed racism added to the misogyny, but some bonus gay bashing and fat shaming was included!

We got cunt, magic negro, 200 lbs of crack, loudmouth cow, and closet homo.

I find it hard to believe the commenters are limited in their hate to just one woman with Oprah. There is some history of hostile comments here with Hillary, Claire, Moochelle, Pocahontas, Pelosi, Ginsburg, Kagan, Sotomayor, Susan Rice, Loretta Lynch - well you get the picture.

If Oprah isn't qualified, I don't know what you call that fat sack of orange crap slurring his way through a brutal afternoons only office schedule. That is when he is not ducking out for another round of golf.

Anonymous said...

Our country hasn’t been better in over 25+ yrs economy roaring???

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Trump can't even top Obama!

President Trump's First Year Of Job Growth Was Below President Obama's Last Six Years
https://www.forbes.com/sites/chuckjones/2018/01/06/president-trumps-first-year-of-job-growth-was-below-president-obamas-last-six-years/#773933bf25ab

Trump stock market performance eclipsed by Obama and Bush
https://www.axios.com/trump-stock-market-performance-eclipsed-by-obama-and-bush-1513304592-c04e7328-a065-40c5-879a-f90ffd4155f9.html

Anonymous said...

Please , not another liberal unqualified , Homosexual , black person who is clueless . Been there , done that , it sucked for 8 years of capitulation and metrosrexual tranny's homosexual agenda worship . MAGA ! NOW and into the future !

The KC Deuce said...

GOP is terrified, they started a celebrity battle they can't win.

Get ready to salute President Oprah.

Anonymous said...

Ha. Late night/ early morning. Wake Up! Jobs available if you get out of bed!

Anonymous said...

Oprah lives in a fantasy bubble like the rest of these "entertainers", surrounded by hangers-on telling her how wonderful she is.
And just like the guy who takes credit for starting Black Lives Matter and who claimed how famous he is because "he has lots of Twitter followers".
In fact, he was SO famous he decided to run for mayor of Baltimore.
And got ONE PERCENT OF THE VOTE.
This is all just the latest flash-in-the-pan hashtag whatever.
There'll be something new and exciting tomorrow.

Anonymous said...

I wonder how she keeps her butthole clean, that and that purple lipped dead carp from stinking. I'll never mind they stink I know they do

Anonymous said...

He's no worse than the race-bait champion, Mom jeans clad, skinny, lispy, limp-wristed Michael and Reggie slurping, Socialist agitator WHO WAS OUT GOLFING IN VERY EXPENSIVE SPOTS ACROSS THE GLOBE PLENTY OF TIMES, AND SUCKING AT IT, JUST LIKE HE DID AS POTUS!

Anonymous said...

That she-boon hasnt experienced real life for 30 years. The first bit of criticism sent her way and the bitch will fold. When was the last time you think someone said no to her?

Anonymous said...

So we are seeking the world record for super power without a real president. Jesus fuck the morons and thier brain fart ideas.