Friday, January 26, 2018

Kansas: Sickest In The Nation

This year's flu has hit the Sunflower State exceptionally hard. And while Kansas po'folk cope with welfare crackdowns and the new upcoming Guv confronts a legion of challengers . . . This bad news defines the winter of our discontent. Checkit:

Report: Kansas is the most flu-ridden state in the country

Flu season is in full swing, and as of Wednesday, Kansas is the sickest state in the nation. The company Kinsa, who makes thermometers, records daily data to see where flu-like symptoms are spreading in real time. They say based on Wednesday's data, over 1% of Kansas' population - about 29,000 people -are sick.

8 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Seems right, it's also the most God-forsaken state in the union. Filthy rubes don't know how to was their hands after they finish fucking the livestock.

Anonymous said...

All your blacks in Missouri coming to steal in Kansas leave all their germs laying around.

Anonymous said...

kansas was a base of the horrendous 1918 flu epidemic because of the coming and going of soldiers at the end of wwi.



Anonymous said...

The fluctuating weather may be a factor.

Anonymous said...

7:47 Hey dumbass, did ever occur to you that Kansas may have a lot of farmers that may actually have to go out in the freezing cold and feed their livestock, go out in the cold to do maintenance, or anything else that rural people may need to do in the cold in order to survive? This is is the common flu we're talking about.

Anonymous said...

^^^No, they go out into the freezing cold to fuck their livestock. This is Kansas we are talking about.

Anonymous said...

who cares about kansas?

Anonymous said...

Apprently @8:23AM does. His panties are all in bunch because 8:07AM dropped a truth bomb on him.