Friday, January 05, 2018

KANSAS CITY WEEKLY POWER RANKINGS!!!



Tonight we celebrate the fitness of hottie Bar and go beyond the hype whist looking at just a few of the people who are doing more than just spinning their wheels in this town and define the Kansas City discourse this week.

Checkit:

KCK Fire Department Fam & Friends


This crew seems to have dominated the KC news cycle over the past 24-hours with word of vague social media threats, a showdown with the Unified Government that ended without a quorum and now a follow-up social media campaign to win back love from the public whilst quieting sour grapes questions about shift trading.

Missouri State Rep. Bruce Franks


This Missouri elected leader made news across the nation with his raised fist protest during the Pledge Of Allegiance and seems to define a deeply divided legislative body in the Heartland.

KC Pet Project


One of KC's finest organizations works diligently to keep up with cold weather demands and fends of hipsters looking to start a fight over disc golf.

As always . . .



This list has been compiled according to scientific TKC polling and market research data and it's a weekly comprehensive guide to local powerful people.

10 Comments:

Anonymous said...

neckbeards vs. cat ladies = Classic Kansas City matchup.

Nobody wins but cute doggies who get adopted to better homes in Johnson County.

Jonsie said...

Holland's report needs some attention but it also needs independent verification. It's a shame that a lot of media took it as gospel when it was really just him throwing around a lot of hate after he was kicked out of office.

Anonymous said...

This is crazy. Franks deserves censure and his protest was out of line. If it's "powerful" then it was just a powerfully bad idea.

Anonymous said...

KC woman of the year.

Ryan Silvey.

Anonymous said...

The Pitch's new owners didn't make the list?

Anonymous said...


Democrat greedy firefighter union slobs scamming the taxpayers for a million $$$!

Anonymous said...

8:49 Classic! Neckbeards. Ha. Do they know how stupid they will look in 20 years? Full shitty tat sleeves,Ear gauges that will hang laundry and bald heads with coffee stained gray beards.

Anonymous said...

They're stupid, and LOOK it, NOW!

Anonymous said...

Bingo!!!

Anonymous said...

Sez the Tax Dodge Rev-runned who pub-crawled while with his high paid PoPo security detail, AND pandered for Hag Hilly in his "Dotte Ain't Majority Whiteys No More" silly speech for Killa City's La Raza.