Sunday, January 28, 2018

KANSAS CITY MAYORAL CANDIDATE PHIL GLYNN STAYS WINNING EARLY CAMPAIGN!?!



The latest statement from Kansas City's social justice lawyer mayoral candidate who now claims he's the front runner . . .

The Phil Glynn campaign seyz: In the first quarter of our campaign, because of your help, we:

- Raised more than any other mayoral candidate in total dollars!

- Raised more than any other campaign in number of contributions -- 190 people!

- Received donations ranging from $5 to the maximum

- Showed that we can launch a grassroots campaign to engage every neighborhood in our city

Thank you!
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28 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Can he beat Jolie Justus.

Methinks no.

JJ said...

I'll admit that he takes a better picture than most of the candidates but there's no way that he makes it past the primary. He doesn't have much support beyond his social circle.

Anonymous said...

The next Jackson county executive.

Anonymous said...

Jolie eats a lot of pussy

Anonymous said...

I bet I eat way more pussy in a month than Jolie does in a whole year, unless you are only counting fat chicks.That doesn’t mean I am qualified to be mayor.

Anonymous said...

He is white, he loses.

Anonymous said...

What are her views on unsolicited bulk email?

Anonymous said...

He lives in Mission Hills so it's not surprising.

Anonymous said...

Read the family business website (travois.com) and it appears that their unwritten motto is "doing good on your dime".

Anonymous said...

See http://www.committeeforcountyprogress.org - he can't even update the website.

Super Dave said...

He can't be any worse than Hogzilla and the Piglets.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, dude. You don't belong to enough precious diversity categories.

Anonymous said...

Ugh...duh...me be stupid Dave..I a make up some dumb names and stuff...ain’t I cleaver???me be like a...ugh...ugh....a very stayble jeanus.

Anonymous said...

^^^^^ You talk like a retard while saying someone else is stupid. You must be the one posting the pant shitting crap all the time.

Anonymous said...

If everyone votes from the areas that should be other cities, as in Clay and Platte County the city might get a fresh new perspective that it needs. If not Jackson County will elect another thief.

northlander said...

Need someone to stop the TIF program for the lawyers downtown

Anonymous said...

Pant shitter?^^^Jesus stupid Dave, even when you post anonymously, you show yourself....duh....doy...me be a ...stupid Dave..I be a pant shitter cause...I a be like reel-e smart & stuff. Herp derp.

Super Dave said...

Jesus 11:30 could you be anymore dumber with your thoughts and ideas?

Anonymous said...

He’s not a lawyer. I’d rather have a lawyer or someone skilled in finance.

Anonymous said...

Ugh....me be....a....stupid Dave...I say dumby things...ugh...like could you be anymore dumber...duh.,,does that makes sense? Duh me be not a smart guy & stuff

Anonymous said...

^^^^^You're the stupid one.

Anonymous said...

Duh...doy..no..you are!

Anonymous said...

Duh, give it a break dude nobody finds you funny

The Captain said...

I would vote for the guy.

He's got a nice suit.

I like the cut of his jib!

Anonymous said...

I do! Stupid Dave is a moron, and I love it when he’s called on it. Do bye bitch!

Anonymous said...

7:12 is an example of why some species eat their young. Keeps the bad DNA from reproducing.

Jan I am said...

I will vote for him. He seems like he has more on the ball than our current crop of politicians.

Anonymous said...

That boy don't look like he's done an honest day's work in his whole life.