Tuesday, December 26, 2017

TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! FEAR KANSAS CITY ARCTIC WINTER COLLISION COURSE MORNING COMMUTE!!!



A word of caution along with a bit of tribute to Ewa hottie distraction in regard to morning Kansas City traffic . . .

According to insiders and just a look out of the window . . .

KANSAS CITY IS APPROACHING OVER A HUNDRED CAR CRASHES THIS MORNING!!!

We post this as just a bit of warning and advice hoping that drivers will take their time, leave plenty of space between cars and use caution on dangerous local streets.

Developing . . .

11 Comments:

Anonymous said...

"Arctic Winter" ??
It's called light snow.

Anonymous said...

Your new around here, isn't you?

Anonymous said...

Thankfully most black people don’t work, so they aren’t out driving around . The ones that do have jobs just won’t show up. You still have to watch out for Mexicans though, and they can’t drive worth a fuck.

Anonymous said...

I would love too warm my hands on Ewa breasts.

Anonymous said...

Grammar bitch will find you

Anonymous said...

"Kansas City approaches...." No it doesn't. KC can't even move, much less approach anything. It's the number of auto crashes in KC that is approaching 100.

Anonymous said...

Grammar bitch just knows that poor grammar is nearly 100% positively corrolated with rube dullard idiocy.

His work here is important.

Anonymous said...

How many of these crashes involve expired/illegal tags, no registration, no/suspended/revoked drivers license, no insurance or morons playing with their mobile devices?

Anonymous said...

11 degrees--perfect temperature for nailing crack-whores with a Supersoaker ! Independence Avenue here I come !

Anonymous said...

Actually, you're safer driving in snow and ice because a lot of folks stay home. The bright sunny days are the most dangerous for drivers. People get stupider and take more risks. The worst accidents I've ever seen have been during the warm days of summer.

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO -- NIGHT RIDER

In high school, I volunteered to be coach Ewa's T.A. because I didn't have a car and she would give me "rides"!!!