SHOCK!!! KANSAS CITY NORTHLAND LADY CAUGHT STEALING PACKAGES!!!

Crime of opportunity on the nice side of the bridge as this middle-class looking lady in a nice car preys upon suburbanites. Checkit:

Police seeking porch thief targeting KC Northland stoops

Breaking News Kansas City, MO - A woman has been captured on video stealing packages from porches in the KC Northland. KCPD Shoal Creek Property Crimes detectives say the woman has stolen several packages left for homeowners on their front steps. PORCH PIRATE: Seeking info on pictured suspect stealing packages from homes in the northland.

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  1. Byron Funkhouser12/14/17, 5:11 PM

    Poor middle class woman. She's just trying to keep up with the Jones. It's not about how much money you have, but how much money you appear to have.

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    1. Or in your case, it’s not how disabled you are, it’s how disabled you appear to be. Fraudster.

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  2. Pretty obvious from the vehicle that it's one of the Kansas Licensed SUVs that fill the parking lots of northland apartment complexes 24/7, usually with expired plates that needed to be renewed two years ago.

    KCPD needs to run those lots with the "license scanner" cars they spent so much on a couple of years ago, probably write enough tickets in one day to finance three of four Ghetto Block Parties next summer.

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  3. You know, one 12-gague round of birdshot in her face, and this Bitch will stop doing that shit.

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    1. Or her ass. Would be nice to see her in court with a donut pillow for her sore ass.

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  4. Byron loves thieves. He is one.

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  5. Don't you know????? Byron has all the answers he knows everything, and what he doesn't know isn't worth knowing. The world according to Byron he's the man.

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  6. There is crime in the burbs small towns. Read Missouri news there is crime in most county's. Missouri winters bone.

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  7. how much troable to rig a dye pack to go off when opened

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  8. Start placing IEDs in packages.

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  9. Now that they have her photo she is fucked.

    #METOO

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