Thursday, December 14, 2017

KCPD: TRAFFIC KILLS KANSAS CITY, TOO!!!

A reminder that there are a great many ways to die in this town and THERE HAS BEEN A TROUBLING UPTICK IN FATAL KCMO CAR CRASHES . . . Here's an overview that locals shouldn't read on their phone while driving. Checkit:

Kansas City Police Baffled By Rise In Deadly Traffic Accidents

We've heard a lot about the soaring number of murders in Kansas City, a big problem to be sure. But police are also dealing with a huge spike in traffic fatalities. And as the year comes to an end, police aren't really sure why there have been so many.

17 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Black people cant drive

Anonymous said...

Cops almost never write a ticket where the speed limit is above 45 MPH. Drivers are going 85 MPH on all the interstates.

Anonymous said...

It's a no brainer.
It's called Cell Phone Distraction.

These same idiots who escape a crash cause road rage also.
They are ignorant to other people on the road and have no respect for others or anything.

I'm not mad, just TPO!

Anonymous said...


I agree this cell phone craze is out of hand. You people on Truman rd, Brookside Blvd, and 24 hi-way need to stay in your own lane you drive these massive SUV's and huge trucks in the city and you can't stay in your own lane. Hit me and I will run medical bills on your insurance through the roof. Oh and you need to stop driving with expired temp tags, I have counted at least ten in one week-end.

Anonymous said...

I agree...mu diaper is chock full o' shit right now....how do you guys manage!

Anonymous said...

^^^ What is an mu diaper. Did you go to Mizzou?

Anonymous said...

REASONS--
-Police in KCMO may be awesome at DUI checkpoints... But do not enforce normal speeding laws.. especially during the day
-Poor roads, signals, thin lanes, poor signage
-Phones

Anonymous said...

^^^My God! You have cracked the case Sherlock! Stunning insight to this very real problem. Have you submitted this information to the KCPD? What was their response? We need more free-thinkers and whip-smart fellows like you in this fair city! Most people just make shallow, general, lazy and ignorant comments they believe as fact. But not you, oh no sir, not you! Very well done indeed!

Anonymous said...

Unless the numbers are very large, there are bound to be peaks and valleys over time. They are only concerning if the peaks persist to become the new paradigm. There is no indication in the story that this has happened (or, hasn't). Without it, the story is meaningless.

Anonymous said...

You can't expect a population to be able to drive when so many have no license or insurance. Of course enforcing those laws would make us racists, right Tony?

Kim Jong Un said...

Want to know the real reason? Ask a traffic cop, if he or she trusts you then they will let you know.

Anonymous said...

Mexicans can’t drive either

Byron Funkhouser said...

^^Stereotype much?

1:23 why won't you tell us?

Or is your stereotype implied.

Anonymous said...

4:25, 1:23 made an observation about the overall behavior of a discrete group of people. It may be true that the group as a whole tends to behave as described, or it may be false, but it's not a stereotype. If s/he had assumed that behavior with respect to one or two persons from that group, that would have been stereotyping. Not othewise.

Think it through before you post.

Anonymous said...

A mechanic is going to cost you 80 bucks an hour. The average car on the road is 10 years old which means you need about 1500.00 a year in maintenance to keep a car running safe.

Anonymous said...

Texting and crashing.

Kim Jong Un said...

No stereotype, failed internal policy and projects over the last year.