Friday, December 15, 2017

Anti-Crime Activist Alonzo Washington Pens EPIC Note To Kansas City MSM



Behind the scenes, Activist Alonzo Washington is working on helping police solve another local homicide case and plans to release more details today.

In the meantime, check this section of a SCATHING note he recently sent to local media . . .

"Unlike, stupid balloon vigils, foolish crosses to represent murder victims & useless surveys about murders activist, Alonzo Washington actually generates tips that helps various police agencies solve crimes. Just like the Precious Doe case that Alonzo Washington solved with tips he generated he recently did the same thing with tips he generated in the Frank Davila/Frankie D murder case . . . Note to news producers: this is something none the lame so called activists you all cover could ever do."

With thousands of followers, Mr. Washington is keeping his social media outlets private for the holiday season but supporters can still check his GOFUNDME and help fund his expanded efforts against increasing local crime.

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13 Comments:

Anonymous said...

What real tips has he done. I know he claims one but I still question how that was totally credited to him.

All I have seen him do is get his ass thrown off of FB for his racist and downright nasty retorts to people who for once make a good point.

Anonymous said...

If the world renounced forensic, clairvoyant, toy drone aircraft commander, masterbater and crime fighting expert Bolonzo Washmachin said it then it is gospel.

Anonymous said...

He almost worthless enough to con his way in The Reverend Carwashes spot when that jack ass mumbles his way into retirement.

Anonymous said...

What a retard.

Anonymous said...

DISSECTION OF A RANTING MADMAN

"Unlike, stupid balloon vigils, foolish crosses to represent murder victims & useless surveys about murders activist, Alonzo Washington actually generates tips that helps various police agencies solve crimes. Just like the Precious Doe case that Alonzo Washington solved with tips he generated he recently did the same thing with tips he generated in the Frank Davila/Frankie D murder case . . . Note to news producers: this is something none the lame so called activists you all cover could ever do."

incorrect comma use
incorrect use of the "and" sign
"murders activist" phrase makes no sense
"helps" is incorrectly used as a plural
"Precious Doe" is an antiquated reference to a long ago event
"generated he" excludes the required comma
"with tips he generated" is used twice in the same run-on sentence
"none the lame" phrase excludes the required "of" to make sense
"so called" omits the required hyphen

This is a cursory review of the garbled rambling of a madman. If the goal is communicate your message to others, you defeat yourself when writing nearly incomprehensible text.

Anonymous said...

Idiot. Hope his drone crashes into his nappy head.

Anonymous said...

Alonzo the Clown. Make us laugh, crimefighting clown!

Anonymous said...

helps etc is simple ebonics ........ pluralize the singular and singularize the plural

Polar Bear said...

Yeah boy......let's all jump right on Balonzo's "GO FUND ME" site and give some money to a cheap dressed Harold Penner wanna-be grifter.

Anonymous said...

No way is he a wanna be grifter. He's the real deal.

Anonymous said...

7:00 I believe the bear was referring to Alonzos attire with his wanna be reference. Having been a follower of the bear for years, he certainly knows Alonzo as a card carrying con man. I was surprised his comment was so tame. It appears that Tony is deleting his comments these days so he has toned down somewhat.

Anonymous said...

Ask the police what they think of him.
Giving him credit for crime solving is like watching a one-legged waitress work at the IHOP- it makes no sense.
It’s about as frustrating as a legless Ethiopian watching a donut roll down a hill.
It’s as ridiculous as a carload if queers getting pulled over for doing a 69 in a 55,

Anonymous said...

I know a one-legged waitress who works at the IHOP.

SHE HOPS TOO!!!!!