Friday, November 03, 2017

TKC CAPTION CONTEST: IF KANSAS CITY MAYOR SLY JAMES WAS SUPER HERO???



Quick funny for Friday after work . . .

Like it or not, this is a nice shot with Mayor Sly James, Amigoman Comicbooks creator Anthony AO Oropeza and Kansas City Comicon owner Matt Driscoll.

It's part of a promo for this weekend's fanboy spectacular.

A more important question for our Friday afternoon conversation . . .

IF KANSAS CITY MAYOR SLY JAMES WAS A SUPER HERO . . . WHAT WOULD BE HIS MONIKER AND SUPER POWER???

Be creative and try to be nice or at least funny, not just mean . . .

20 Comments:

Captain Obvious said...

Captain TIF!

Ignores all crime in favor of using his powers solely for the benefit of developers.

Anonymous said...

faster than a speeding toy train , able to leap stalled hotel developments ........

Anonymous said...

Before Super Hero, Now Super Fat

Anonymous said...


Scamtron

Jonsie said...

Mayor McCheese with the super ability to keep smiling in spite of all the KC B.S., most of it by his own words.

Anonymous said...

Somebody will confuse that lower portion of red cape with a long red super-penis.

Super Dave said...

El Scamo Man

Anonymous said...

Those are some funny comments that have a lot of truth to back them up!!!

Anonymous said...

Wheres the clown one with his clown suit?

They could have used a regular picture and stuck a big fat red nose on him!!!

Anonymous said...

Blowhard

Anonymous said...

is that big fat red dick looking for slie's fat ass???

Anonymous said...

Superturd

Anonymous said...

& Shulte as his handy partner ( in crime ) Boy Returd

Anonymous said...

His gay sidekick is a Latino?

Mr. Big Pants said...

Sir-Eats-A-Lot?

Anonymous said...

"Liar-Liar-Pants-On-Fire-Man", and his super power would be flaming fart-powered flying plus the ability to bury his opponents in huge piles of useless crap bought on Amazon.

Anonymous said...

Sly James is..... THE ENGINEER OF CORRUPTION!

Working from a clandestine cubicle deep within the bowels of Burns and McDonnell, James engineered a city-financed new headquarters for the wealthy private firm, and further showered them with millions of dollars in tax breaks/incentives. All to the detriment of schools, libraries, and the KCMO working-class, while Kansas and the Missouri suburbs, where Burns and McDonnell employees live, made out like bandits.

Not satisfied with their millions in ill-gotten gains, The Engineer Of Corruption and his paymaster set out to swindle city residents yet again with KCMO's largest infrastructure contract, in a no-bid backroom deal for an unnecessary single-terminal airport.

The stakes were even higher this time, so The Engineer Of Corruption recruited two accomplices to assist in the caper. The Dog-Kicking Insomniac was to fast-track the process through City Hall while providing a false veneer of legitimacy. J.J. Dy-No-Mite was to corral the Council and blow-up any dissenters before they gained traction.

The Engineer Of Corruption, The Dog-Kicking Insomniac, and J.J. Dy-No-Mite are also known as The No Justice League.

Anonymous said...

Bullshitman!

Anonymous said...

The black version of Speedy Gonzalez.

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