Tuesday, November 28, 2017

TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY HOMELESS & PANHANDLER CRACKDOWN CONTINUES ON GIVING TUESDAY!!!



On this day dedicated to local charity, our KICK-ASS TKC BLOG COMMUNITY and uncovered a double-pronged (ew) attack on the rising local homeless and broke-ass population.

First up, an anti-crime effort targeting local hobos . . .

KANSAS CITY INSIDERS REPORT AN ONGOING EFFORT TO CLEAR OUT HOBOS AROUND BEARDSLEY ROAD NEAR THE WEST BOTTOMS!!!

There was an effort to move campers and interlopers away from this mostly hidden pathway earlier in the year that was ultimately unsuccessful. Now, after a hobo stabbed a woman to death with a blade attached to his pimp cane near a West Bottoms gas station, a new attempt is underway to move the homeless population away from this area. New gentry leaders are already pestering local homeless advocates to move their food giveaway operations to another part of town.

And then . . .

SELLOUT KANSAS CITY NON-PROFIT LEADERS ARE BEING RECRUITED IN ORDER TO PASS AN ORDINANCE THAT OUTLAWS MEDIAN-STRIP PANHANDLING!!!

Like it or not, it's pretty much impossible to to pull up to a stoplight in Kansas City without a panhandler staked out and looking sad whist asking for cash . . . A new ordinance against KCMO median-strip begging would be popular with motorists forced to confront this reminder of their own economic fragility and non-profit support for this effort would offer a way to clear the conscience of the council on the way to passing the de facto hobo crackdown.



"They're selling this as a way to promote non-profits, fight drug abuse and offer help to panhandlers . . . But the motive is the same - THEY want to clear out the visual blight. With the homeless population in KC growing, some intersections are simply overrun with panhandlers and the call to deal with the situation is growing."

And so, on this Kansas City GIVING TUESDAY it's clear that there are a great many non-profit suits who will join the effort to encourage legal sanction against anybody who competes with their efforts to beg the public for cash whilst other denizens simply want to drive out the hobos in order to protect the value of their real estate schemes.

You decide . . .

26 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Actually, this is a much better idea than the law against feeding the homeless. Cutting down on median-strip begging could be a way to protect these folks from traffic accidents.

Byron Funkhouser said...

^^You'll have to raise taxes so you can build a bigger jail if you're going to create criminals out of the homeless simply because you don't want to see them.

Anonymous said...

It's time to outlaw median panhandling. It dangerous and a blight on the community.

Anonymous said...

How much in taxes are YOU willing to pay Byron?

Anonymous said...

If they were serious about visual blight and panhandling, wouldn’t they have gotten rid of Byron long ago?

Anonymous said...

Aren't the panhandling homeless all just a part of the diversity and big city vibe of KCMO?
Time for a protest!
There hasn't been one in a while and this is as good an issue as anything else.
To the barricades!

Anonymous said...

Byron go back and read the article and try to retain what it says!! Geez you just add what you want to hear to everything. What you are saying is...it's O.K. for a homeless person to stab someone????? For your information most of these so called homeless people just don't want to work. Take a look at the liar who has been standing out in front of Cheesecake factory for years with his fake oxygen and crutches props!!! LOL you're hilarious!

Anonymous said...

I was in Austin, TX this weekend and had to laugh. White and black folks on the corners begging and right across the street you had Mexican guys trying to get picked up for day labor. In twenty years the Mexicans are going to own this country.

Anonymous said...

bLIEron is a effing moron who is panhandling off of the tax payers, he just does it from his ninth floor government subsidized condo. These panhandlers are out of control and must be dealt with before it gets more people killed.

Orphan of the Road said...

Median panhandling/selling has been illegal back east for a couple of decades. Dangerous for traffic and the people on the islands.

Down payment on a cheeseburger comes to mind.

Anonymous said...

MORE JOBS LESS AIRPORTS

Anonymous said...

LIBERAL KILLA CITY PUTS YOU IN CHAINS

Anonymous said...

BYRON HOW COME ALL THESE LIBERAL RUN CITYS ARE FULL OF CRIME, HOMELESS,AND NO JOBS?

Unknown said...

They could stop doing drugs, stop being knocked up and get a job. Those three things would help them. Keep in mind, I'm not saying don't have intercourse, just don't bring another homeless person into this world. Get sterilized.

Anonymous said...

WTF, ya mean Funky Dunce gots a Killa City kissin' cuzzin scammer?! Oh, and this one's smart nuff not to play a blind man, so he can peep the young ladies passing by and to dive into the thickest bushes if gunfire erupts there, again.

Anonymous said...

Good

Anonymous said...

thats all the rich folk have to do pick on the poor folk

Anonymous said...

Outlawing panhandling means we don't have to dodge the Chiefs and Royals fanatics selling newspapers, or the firefighters collecting money.

Anonymous said...

Less than 10 percent of the voting population voted in a 2 billion dollar airport. The city can do anything they want to anyone. Get use to gentrification beaches

Anonymous said...

What say bLIEron about Portland and all the trouble these idiots are causing there? Or is it just killa city he can’t shut his big trap about

Anonymous said...

Piss on these beggars I have on many occasions offered them 12 an hour to do some work and they never ever show up. I think a whole lot of these beggars are phonies.

Anonymous said...

KCPD can not seem to effect murders so instead of chasing boons off the streets and collecting their stolen guns lets go after homeless fucks. Amazing how we have plenty of cops when some bullshit off duty work or boss hog pet project comes along.

Real KC said...

Too hard to enforce, a good idea but won't work in KC where we can't even catch the killers.

Anonymous said...

But handouts and panhandling concerning city council members and the mayor at corporate offices would still go on

Anonymous said...

Until they start taking debit cards, they're all gonna stay hungry. Nobody but similarly low-rent types still uses or carries cash. Guess the street-corner guys never got the memo.

Anonymous said...

Great idea, this will save me $375.00 a year in change.