Saturday, November 11, 2017

TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! MISSOURI GUV GRIETENS CONFRONTED WITH BACON CRISIS AMID MIDEAST TOUR!!!



The unsavory topics of culture, cuisine and trade agreements have now embroiled Missouri "Gung-ho" Governor Eric Greitens who has been inundated by a desperate plea from hungry soldiers.

Checkit:

GUV GRIETENS RECENTLY VISITED MISSOURI TROOPS AND ASKED THEM HOW HE COULD HELP. WHAT DID THEY WANT MOST??? ILLEGAL BACON!!!

Here's a note that surprised TKC and reveals that our AWESOME BLOG COMMUNITY now extends across the world in order to provide more honest local coverage.

Here's the word from one of our bravest readers in quotes:

"Greitens stopped in Qatar today to honor the a Missouri National Guard unit, currently deployed there. While there he met with individual soldiers."

In conversations with troops which pandered to their needs, their biggest request by far . . . Forbidden comfort food.

"Bacon is banned in the Muslim nation." The guv said: "We were in Israel and I knew you guys were here (in Qatar) and I wanted to come by and see if you needed anything. I checked in and a couple of you said you needed some real quality bacon."

TKC doesn't want to spoil the surprise or sizzle any politico special offerings in order to keep these overseas trips kosher. But hush-hush and behind the scenes, the troops will likely get their wish off the books . . .

"While in Israel, he has proposed a plan to allow the Missouri National Guard to train with Israeli Cyber warfare and Disaster response units according to Will Scharf, Greitens policy director, who is traveling with the Governor in the Middle-east. The Missouri units would travel to Israel to train there for two weeks a year. It would seem the Governor is attempting to give Missouri its own foreign policy. Not to mention Qatar might be pissed about the contraband bacon."

Developing . . .

14 Comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't know if this is progress.

The better Missouri politicians used to bring pork back home to Missouri. Not overseas.

Anonymous said...

2:55 LOL!

Byron Funkhouser said...

He seems determined to embody the Ugly American meme.

He should of told them to grow up, & suck it up. They can eat food that isn't good for them when they get home.


Also, how does the Missouri National Guard being in Qatar help Missouri?

Anonymous said...

It's "Making America Great Again" damnit!

You just don't understand GOP Foreign Policy...
Saudi Arabia sponsors a group of their citizens that murder 3000+ Americans in New York.

Saudi Arabia has one effective rival in the Middle East, Iraq.
There is another country in the Middle East, Afghanistan, where nobody has been able to win a war since Ghengis Kahn in the 1400s.

How does the GOP respond to Saudi Arabia's killing of 3,000+ Americans?

Invade and overthrow the government of Iraq, and start a war in Afghanistan, of course!

If you don't understand the logic of this you must be one of those Libtard Democrats!

Anonymous said...

^^^ uh, selective memory? The Clinton's received millions of dollars from Saudi Arabia, along with other Democrats being supported by them.

Anonymous said...

"Grow up & suck it up"? Take your own advice, Funkhouser - stop pushing your "COPD disability" scam and give us taxpayers our money back, you lazy POS.

Anonymous said...

Americans continue to fight Israel's enemies. Sad.

Retro ROCKER said...

Let them eat bACON the outher white meat. Burgers in CALIFORINA MISSOURI HAS A GREAT BACON..YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR PUDDING IF YOU DON'T EAT YOU'RE MEAT. ..

Public Service Announcement said...

Funkhouse you lowlife!

Our troops should be able to eat and have made available to them any food we have here in the US if at all possible.

So how about you suck it up and go get a job.

People who are blind or visually impaired can perform almost any job you can imagine: lawyer, artist, accountant, secretary, customer service representative, food service worker, factory worker, financial analyst, teacher, medical transcriptionist, day care worker, counselor, computer programmer, cook, salesperson, ... and the list goes on. This is from a friend of mine in Humane Resources.

Anonymous said...

Oy! Greitens gets bacon to Saudi Arabia!

Josiah Bechthold said...

Bacon is good!

Anonymous said...

Greitens is tainted

Ken LeBlanc said...

Is this person for real? Can't be. I read his stupid comments on almost everything. This has to be some kind of plant designed to push comments. Otherwise this guys a dolt.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, we wouldn't want to offend people who throw gays off of buildings by bringing pork into their country.