Wednesday, November 08, 2017

KCTV5 Seyz: So Long, Chris Suchan!!!



Just a bit of Kansas City media game runaround news . . .

As sweeps begin, Chris Suchan is no longer with KCTV. We reported his recent demotion as Kansas City viewers didn't seem to care for his smiley style. Now old school KSHB dude Brett Anthony is back on his way to the station to fill the weather panic gap before Winter.

Developing . . .

13 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Beatiful day tomorrow!

Oops sorry computer model didn't get it right.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, Chris. Show biz is a bitch. Question: Why do all the stations need so many weather-guessers? They can accomplish the same thing by putting up a screen with the map, temps, weather fronts, and forecast. No humans needed.

Anonymous said...

How quickly station management forgets!

Suchan was responsible for taking on KSHB 41's Lezak for "KC's Most Accurate Weather" title, and winning the bragging rights for KCTV 5.


Is it true that Christa Dubill at KSHB is gone?

Anonymous said...

I likes Chris, don't really get it. TV news is cutthroat though.

Anonymous said...

I doubt Christa Douchebag is gone because she's still in their self-promoting commercials Too bad one could only hope.

Anonymous said...

How can 5 get rid of a decent guy like Chris, while 4 appears to plan to let mega-boob Mark Alford age in place there?

Anonymous said...

They need to get something in there with big tits and a too-tight dress to tell me what the temp wil be today.

Anonymous said...

Bring back Fred Broski....

Anonymous said...

Christa is off seeing to her dying mother.

Anonymous said...

The good news is KC weather will still exist without any of them.

Crazy Clown said...

Hire me to do the Weather !!!!

Heres How I do the weather !

Shit its raining over here

fuckin' hailing over there

damn down pours somewhere out yonder'

more sunshine way down there if your in fuckin florida,,,,

Dew Index , have no idea and don't give a flyin' shit !

speaking of flying, theres CLOUDS up der' in that damn sky people, today might be partly cloudy but who the hell knows !

Tomorrows Forecast,,, Well Shit, I ain't made it thru tonights forecast yet ya damn dummies , just hold your wifes tits a moment we'll get there !

Stay tuned fer' more shitty ass weather forecasts right here on the crazy clown channel !

Northlander said...

You have to be kidding . Big Mistake.

Heather R. Bennett said...

thanku