Thursday, November 09, 2017

DANCEFESTOPIA ABANDONS KANSAS CITY BERKLEY RIVERFRONT PARK FOR EPIC 'EMERALD CITY' CAMPING GROUND!!!



Put this this on the calendar for next year but in the meantime let's take a look at the NextGen dumping their location near downtown in order to create their own party city . . .

"Imagine a Dancefestopia where there isn’t a separation of Forest and Field camping – we are all one, together in the manicured Forest – glowing magically under the twinkling trail lights. Imagine DFT nestled in rolling hills surrounded by thousands of acres of forest and pristine lake water – bound together tightly with the incredible vibes you’ve come to Love about Dancefest. Imagine an Emerald City that is built with the conveniences of running water, electricity, camping cabins, a swimming pool, and stunningly unforgettable views. Dancefestopians, we’ve discovered an amazing new Home. We welcome you to ‘Emerald City’.

"Located just South of Kansas City . . ."

Check the worthwhile dancing hottie clip and the Wizard of Oz theme . . .



You decide . . .

5 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Imagine an Emerald City that is built with the conveniences of running water, electricity, camping cabins, a swimming pool, and stunningly unforgettable views.

AND BEER!

Anonymous said...

Ass. Lots of ass in this movie. Me likes.

Anonymous said...

Of course. Berkeley riverfront park supports faggots. Dancetopia is about hot chicks.

Anonymous said...

Down wind of the LaCygnes mercury spewing power plant (not exactly "pristine waters").

Welcome to Linn County, Ks. Another rural part of Kansas so economically gutted by Brownbackistanian policies the sheriff will welcome the carloads of young white kids, ecstasy and Colorado weed with huge fines they know their JoCo daddies will be willing to pay to keep their chances of entering a fine state university like KU from being accepted.

Oh and if you get hurt, better hope they lifeflight your ass up north to the big city. Those rural hospitals and their out of network, lower med school class ranking doctors, looking to get out of their loans are likely to amputate your broken arm to generate cash flow vs an outpatient visit your insurance company will deny.

But then again that still sounds better than Killa City rape and homicide, and the neglected water front and sewage flow coming from the JoCo landfill and water treatment plant of the Kaw River.

Anonymous said...

Dancefestopia? No kidding?