Tuesday, October 10, 2017

TKC EXCLUSIVE MUST SEE!!! JACKSON COUNTY LEGISLATOR CRYSTAL WILLIAMS 'UP A CREEK' AS SHE CONFRONTS REELECTION CHALLENGES!?!



The political life hasn't been easy on Jackson County Legislative Chair Crystal Williams.

Her bid for Missouri Senate was destroyed because she spent more time campaigning against TKC than her opponent. (Lulz)

Her participation in divisive Kansas City lady politics was decimated by Prez Trump as the KC Women's Political coven comprised mostly of her acolytes seem to only be effective at wearing vagina hats and crafting funny signs.

Meanwhile, she has some culpability in the current Jackson County crisis at the jail and the ongoing feud at the Courthouse.

Even worse, Insiders tell us that she WILL face a challenger and even Exec Frank White might want to help dethrone her given that she has joined a legislative alliance against him.

And, of course, she's not good at this whole Internets thing as some of the best and brightest of our blog community offer a chuckle at her two competing websites for reelection.

"Crystal For The County" is her current website . . . But her old school effort remains online.

To be fair . . .

Just like Hillary Clinton, this Legislator seems to find peace in the woods. And a recently shared stream shot (ewwwwww) offers a moment of Zen or more evidence that politicos also lurk barefoot in the woods in order to attain a better perspective . . . Just like Sasquatch.

You decide . . .

26 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Really surprised Crystal still wants to do this.

A lot of female elected officials were energized to "resist" against the President but ultimately gave up when they found out how much support he has.

Anonymous said...

Pretty sad...relegated to the trash heap of life.

Anonymous said...

Someone please post who is thinking about running against her so we can encourage them and raise them money for them. She has got to go.

Anonymous said...

Really, not a good look.

I kinda feel bad for her, but, for crying out loud, anyone who posts a picture like that and runs for office, should not hold office.

I am old as dirt and no fuckin body wants to see me in a fuckin speedo.

Put some clothes on lady.

Anonymous said...

She be in loony bag lady training.

Anonymous said...

Is this maybe her audition shot for Playboy, Hustler, Maxim, Cherie or Hasbeenhottie Gazzette.

Anonymous said...

Anybody wanna guess just how many cats she has?

Anonymous said...

From what I hear from all the pollys that porked her....she does have one big pussy.

Anonymous said...

Isn't the legislative alliance against Frank White pretty much the whole legislature?

Anonymous said...

Wow, TKC! Tell us how you really feel. Lol @she spent more time campaigning against you instead of actual campaigning. You do have to pick your battles. I wouldn't vote for her either. I'm all in for uniting women but nkt with particular type - Hillary-esque. (That's not a good thing) No bueno. Funny write up about her though.

Anonymous said...

Damn..she look like a poor old man's version of brush creek St. Paulie girl.

or a dead shad washed up on the bank.

Anonymous said...

Who?

Anonymous said...


Wow an Indian Creek mermaid.

Gray Back said...

That is one nasty skank and more like a Saint Genevieve Mississippi River gar, not to be confused with a Saint Louis/Ferguson Neegar.

Anonymous said...

TKC hottie alert.

What are these boys afraid of? said...

Tony is just running this shot of dried jizz on the wall of an adult video arcade for his friend Caleb Clifford.Boys will be Boys. We all know that Caleb wants the women off of the legislature, because he has a problem with women. Just like Tony.

By the way. why was Caleb making up rules that forbid all staff members from talking any member of the legislature without Caleb approving the conversation and sitting in to listen to it?

Anonymous said...

Who let the shad out...who..who who
Whoo let da shad out ...Who..who who.

Anonymous said...

OK but... You're still a fag & a tranny fucker with no teeth.

Anonymous said...

Not sure about rules to keep from talking legislators, but Clifford has told people all over the region that he is working with Tony Miller recruit a young attorney to run against Williams. Now, Clifford also tells people that he is going to build a ballpark downtown and that is a load of shit, so his tough talk about Williams could another hallucination

Anonymous said...

Caleb told the bosses that we cannot talk to FRANK without his approval not the legislators asshole. Get it right.

Anonymous said...

Byron wants to fuck her with his limp dick

Don't go in the garage said...

I watch The LifeTime Channel all day long and get weepy, so I am voting for Crystal.

Anonymous said...

Caleb Clifford is a Deadbeat Dad and a sexual harasser at work. Fire him!

Anonymous said...

Hey Tony what happened to the one tit hangin out drunk stupor look of Crystal?

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO -- SOUR GIRL


STONE TEMPLE PILOTS!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEZbAbd_cJ0

Anonymous said...

Just one word comes to mind: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!