Tuesday, October 24, 2017

Kansas City Progressive #MeToo Conversation

NPR plays softball with local support staff of former Prez Obama and Kansas City ladies making accusations online. Checkit:

Former Obama Press Secretary Josh Earnest, And How #MeToo Is Changing Conversations In KC

When Kansas City native Josh Earnest first moved to Washington he wasn't necessarily after a job in the White House, but that's where he ended up. Today, we find out how the former press secretary handled the daily barrage of questions from journalists, while maintaining the president's confidence and his own credibility.

16 Comments:

Anonymous said...

What, so trust fund kiddies don't have to go begging for jobs? And, gosh, Josh got booked at that ol' blighted hotel ballroom. Yeah, while at a couple wedding receptions in the recent few years there, and visiting family from afar and guests at rooms, I noticed the place didn't quite have that top of the Trump Tower gilted glory. Otherwise, it's certainly anything but blighted.

chuck said...

I wanna go back in time and see Josh Earnest afflicted with the truth, like Jim Carrey is in the movie, "Liar Liar" at a press conference.

REPORTERS: "Josh! Josh!"

EARNEST: "Yes...?"

REPORTER: "Republicans are saying that the Benghazi attack on 9/11 was not due to a movie and in fact, that the State Department bungled not only the response, but had information ahead of time, that there were viable threats to the Consulate."

EARNEST: "No shit dumbass. It was an election year and we were telling all of you morons that ISIS was the 'JV team' and we had the terrorists beat. We were fucked and didn't want to give up office, so, we sent out our very own red headed step child to take the heat that Sunday and lie her fuckin ass off about some bullshit movie. Hey! That's the best we could do with such short notice."

REPORTERS: "Josh, Josh!"

EARNEST: "Yes..."

REPORTER: "Sir, there are reports that we are giving away our Uranium to the Russians in the midst of a FBI investigation that might implicate Hillary Clinton, Eric Holder and the State Department in a pay for play scheme that compromises our nation."

EARNEST: "You betcha! As I speak, metric fuck tons of cash is being transferred to a foundation that sports a 85% administrative cost of doing business, in, the business of giving shit away. Fuckin America is great isn't it? The FBI, totally as corrupt as the NSA, CIA and the IRS, by the way, a big shout out to Lois and my man Clapper, anyway..., as I said, the cash is being shifted to the cow and the transaction is almost complete. To celebrate, we are having all of the Christian Bakers who are dong community service for not baking cakes for gays, bake us a huge 3 tiered, 6 foot tall yellow cake for a party we are giving with the Weinsteins tonight. We are having Loretta Lynch jump out of that motherfucker at the stroke of midnight!! We were gonna have Samantha Powers do it, but she is busy unmasking something or another..."

"Gotta go folks! Barack is going to introduce me to Stephen Colbert. The president says I can pull on that funny ear he has!"

Anonymous said...

Come on people, that is funny and you know it! ^^^^

Anonymous said...

Hey chuck...less is more. TL/DR

Anonymous said...

Jesus, "Chuck", get a fucking life.

Anonymous said...

Life is cheap. Get two.

Anonymous said...

he makes a better impression than kaine.

Gray Back said...

Your best to date. Great piece Chuck.

Anonymous said...

Hilarious!

Anonymous said...

4:55 You read every word and hated yourself for laughing.

Welcome to Kansas Shitty said...



excellent post, Chuck!!

Anonymous said...


Great post Chuck!!! ROFL

Anonymous said...

Really? Too many frames in the cartoon for ya? Get mommy to read it to you. Or, try meds for ADHD.

Anonymous said...

IS JOSH PART OF URANIUM ONE CRIME THAT OBAMAS ADMIN PULLED OFF

Anonymous said...

URANIUM ONE IS THE BIGGEST COVERUP IN THE HISTORY OF THIS COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

^^^Fake news!!!!