Thursday, October 19, 2017

Kansas City Chiefs Deserve To Lose Tonight Because Of Travis Kelce's Photo Shoot

Possibly the worst thing about life in Kansas City is the lengths that so many local celebs will go to in order to try and make it out. Here's a horrific example by way of this town's biggest cheeser and his goofy photo spread for Sports Illustrated:

Travis Kelce Like You've Never Seen Him Before

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15 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Cheesy, yes. But his cheesy ass is laughing all the way to the bank and he gets the ladies and doesn't live in his mom's basement.

Anonymous said...

He’s an idiot with money and no class

Anonymous said...

^^You're a jealous idiot with no money, class, friends or significant other. Go drink your haterade in the corner loser.

Gobi said...

I thought some of the photos were pretty funny. Lighten up Francis!

Anonymous said...

Like you're all that Tony? I can't tell if you're fat or skinny you had hair the consistency of a cat, Tweaky looking then the next day you'll be fucking kind of fatty looking how you got any business scraping on anybody dude? You exemplify Kansas City Missouri: all fucked up.

Anonymous said...

What a dick.

Anonymous said...

Vanilla Ice 2.0

Anonymous said...

Craig Glazer says the Chiefs are toast and he should know. He's the number 1 authority on football in the country, just ask him. But if somehow the Chiefs do win, he'll be back saying they are the Super Chiefs who are Super Bowl bound.

Gray Back said...

They'll lose cuz I sez they'll lose. Now hide and watch.

Anonymous said...

^^But you ain't shit, ain't never been shit, and never will be shit. So go fuck yourself fag.

JoCoPost said...

The photos were clever.
Hope he doesn't get sued for copyright infringement!
tho he has some money to oppose Hollywood lawyers, who can sue for any reason.

Go Chiefs! One of the few things KCMO has goin' for it at the moment.

Last nite, when Mission City Council approved Tom Valenti's plan, finally after like 7 years, he said, "Folks are looking for an alternative to going to the Plaza."

Indeed.

Anonymous said...

Tracy, you are the most beautiful woman on the planet

Anonymous said...

I bet that guy destroys pussy the likes of which I'll never see in my lifetime. (sigh)

Don Cardinal said...

He probably pulls action, but when that's done, what's left. I don't envy sportsballers, vapid lifestyle it is.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Excellent point Don.

It's a hard and fast road that doesn't really end well. But I did like some of the photos. Looks like he was having fun. In the end, that's what's important.