Wednesday, October 11, 2017

CELEBRATE KANSAS CITY MAYOR SLY JAMES AMAZON HQ2 SPAM PRODUCT REVIEW PITCH GIMMICK!!!



Kansas City Mayor Sly James and his team of hapless consultants are spamming Amazon with thousands of phony product reviews promoting this cowtown as the best spot for the location of a new corporate headquarters.

The effort is being met with fake social media adulation from so many locals paid to congratulate the City Hall honcho for ignoring all of Kansas City outside the downtown loop or the Crossroads.

Remember that even tech dudes on Kansas City's payroll have put this town out of the running.

Nevertheless, the hopeful effort keeps Kansas City's leader busy with his development agenda rather than addressing rising crime or keeping any of his recent infrastructure promises.

Check the links:

KSHB: Kansas City Mayor Sly James throws puns in battle for new Amazon headquarters

Startland: Mayor’s Office delivers #KC5stars campaign to woo Amazon HQ2

KC Biz Journal: This south KC site is being pitched for Amazon's HQ2

Twitter: I bought 1,000 products for charity on Amazon and reviewed them all with a little KC love. Read all my reviews at http://kc5stars.com

Northeast News: The videos highlight the #KC5stars campaign, an attempt to capture Amazon’s attention by convincing Kansas City residents to get on social media and tell Amazon why they love Kansas City.

Even better . . .

KUDOS TO SOCIAL MEDIA RESISTANCE CALLING OUT MAYOR SLY FOR BUYING A LOT OF CHEAP CHINESE JUNK FROM THE ONLINE RETAILER!!!

You decide . . .

38 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Glad the Mayor is keeping busy with something and decided to wear matching clothes for once.

This is a long shot but at least some local charities got free merch!

Anonymous said...

Amazon is worse than Walmart!

Jameson said...

Better title: Lame duck Sly wastes his time.

Anonymous said...

The usual superficial carnival barker stuff that Sly's so well known for.
But bad news.
Bezos loves the New York Times and just read the article comparing the murder rate in KCMO to the recent massacre in Las Vegas.
It's really too bad KCMO doesn't have a city government. Maybe some serious elected people could devote the attention, time, and resources necessary to try to do something about that.

Anonymous said...

Ain't no negro gonna work there!

Bowtied Silverback said...

Funny that Sly bought some fiber cereal because he is very full of shit

Anonymous said...

Well the cool weather slowed the black on black murder rate. We might not make 135 dead by Xmas if it get cold soon.

Amazon did a technical statistical analysis if KC was right place to put a headquarter. The looked at all the unemployable teenage feral black youth, the high crime rate, high tax rate, marginal school system, rampant corruption and the commie libtard black apologist culture. The got a lot of data but did none final proof positive test in that KC was a real anus of a city. So they had their white coat, black rim glasses scientist go outside pull down their pants and stick their thumb in their ass. The hold it up to the wind. If the small dissipated quickly KC was the pick.

Sadly the smell lingered outside for 10 hours when when they came inside even washing their hands multiple times could not remove the smell for three days.

Unfortunately the sniff test showed KC is full of shit and trained professional scientist said none could abide the stench.

Sorry KC and Silverback with a bowtie....even with the cows gone KC reeks of shit politicians, city officials, urban core hoods and single terminal scams.

Joe Golden said...

You're welcome Tony.

Wonder if that "charity" spending was from taxpayer dollars or developer kick backs?

Unknown said...

Let's not all forget, if Amazon were to come to Kansas City, everything bought on on Amazon, will be subject to the 10% Kansas City sales tax!

Anonymous said...

Oxford on the Blue. Isn't that in bullet range of the 71 DrivebyHighway?

Maybe they will fill the Cerner campus when it sells out like Sprint. Better yet just buy up the old Sprint Campus in JoCo. They will be close to all the consumers buying that crap anyway and it should be safer provided they hire no Indians (Garmen) or Jews (Jewish Community Center shooting).

agentzero said...

Gimmicks won't win a smart company, unless they have their other stuff together way beyond anything we have heard

Anonymous said...

Really speaks for itself. Mayor Bullhorn performing as normal: doing absolutely nothing worthwhile as the real issues rage outside his comfy office.

Anonymous said...

Did you highlight our secret entertainment jewel for the Amazon reps...you know that funtastic tourist friendly safe place called
Westport.

Anonymous said...

Bow tie the clown doing his part to line his pockets with more taxpayer money that is only breaking our backs for his own personal glory

Casey J. said...

a new airport would help us get this deal but kc voters are against progress.

Anonymous said...

I wish we had a real Mayor.

You heard it here 1st said...

Didn't they already announce that Denver is the only city near the Midwest that made the final cut? I swear that KC news makes a living off keeping people stupid.

Retro ROCKER said...

IT WILL BE IN THE CORN FIELD FOR SALE IN PLATTE CITY

Anonymous said...

and We are paying bow tie the clown to do this crap on city time and he might be using city money to do it

Anonymous said...

No way this happens.
One percent earnings tax put it in the bottom if you couple it with the high murder rate.

Johnson County International Airport will attract Amazon and that city is ranked very high.

Liberal anti-business policies will put the dagger in any Amazon move here.

The joke is on James. Maybe ol’ Clay can get the city a petition to sell the Plaza tennis courts to raise money for a new sewer system. The one at City is full of Jokers.

Please help us Rex!

Anonymous said...

A new mayor would help us get this deal but KC voters are against progress.

Anonymous said...

Debt is progress. So technically we've made a lot of progress with Sly. Shiny new things slapped up here and there to marvel at.

Anonymous said...

Who in the hell came up with this stupid idiotic promo?

Anonymous said...

theives , liars , & cowards

Anonymous said...


Does he honestly think this is going to get Amazon here? One thing is for sure, we all know what size bra his wife wears.




Anonymous said...

i before e except after c , i am my own gramzi

Anonymous said...

the mayors wife is a coalburner , right ?

Anonymous said...

Have you ever seen Sly's wife?

Anonymous said...

no , does she rate as humanoid , or is this something Jane Goodall should study ?

Anonymous said...

Oxford on the Blue??? So why did we spend $150 Million on the Streetcar...excuse me, Toy Train!! What a joke!! KCADC is just promoting more sprawl!!

Anonymous said...

Don't worry, it won't ever happen here. Sly just loves to jump in front of cameras and have staff post on social media. What a worthless ego maniac.

Anonymous said...

a bowtie protrudes sophistication even for missing links

Anonymous said...

Sorry 7:47 if the courts are sold Parks and Rec gets the money

Anonymous said...

Casey J. c'mon man git that huge throbbin KC elite dick out yo mouf.

You almost made my head explode at your utterly fuckin stupid post.

If the terminal fails it will be because people learned the truth of the scam.

You been drinkin too much kc elitist kool aid. It is time you just eased back took it slow and poured you self a steamin hot brimmin full cup of
SHUT DA FUCK UP JAGGOFF.

Anonymous said...

Did someone tell sly this was a good idea?

Anonymous said...

Amazing Johnson County stands by silently letting Sly define them

agentzero said...

Like to see a breakdown post mornem about how proposal came together and the details

Anonymous said...

Amazon won't come, but the companies who engage in spam ought to love it here.