TONGANOXIE CLAIMS VICTORY OVER TYSON IN KANSAS GAME OF CHICKEN!!!

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Tyson Foods puts Tonganoxie plans on hold - Kansas City Business Journal

Tyson Foods Inc. has put its plans for a $320 million poultry complex south of Tonganoxie on hold after a reversal of county commission support. The company says it now will look to locate the facility in another community in Kansas or elsewhere that supports it.

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  1. Tyson knocked out in two rounds?

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  2. Enjoy flippin them burgers....

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  3. No country for old chicken pluckers.

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  4. Maybe they should team up with Mike and present a Chicken Hotel to Sly and the gang.
    If anyone around will fall for it, it's the menagerie at 12th and Oak.
    Go for the BIG BIG incentives!

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  5. I am so mutha' pluckin' happy I can shit. Yeah 7:43 PM maybe the Silverback with a bowtie could help tyson sell their chickenshit to KC

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  6. it wasn't really a fit from the word go.

    by the way, a KS airport wouldn't get any further either. NIMBY, not ever. don't know how some folks pretend it could happen.

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  7. A case of "Not in my back yard!!

    Everybody loves them some goddamn Yardbird though.

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  8. You know why Minny,Pearls chicken went out of business. Because the Colonial had bigger Breast.

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  9. Tyson will build a plant close by Tongantucky. The wind blows west idiots, now you are downwind. My shit don't stink and I want cheap chicken!!!! Enjoy wanna be JOCO residents.

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  10. How about a Hilary Clinton chicken dinner? Two small breaths, two fat thighs and a left wing.

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  11. 9:24...Now that was funny!!

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  12. Power to the people! Good for them!!

    Maybe Tyson should work on (literally) cleaning up their act and they might be more accepted wherever they go.

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  13. Tyson will just have to bide their time till they can buy a new city council and county commissioners.

    They better hurry. Cheap chicken from China via Amazon might hurt their business model.

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  14. It will be built. Promise.

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  15. Tyson choked their own chicken, counted their chickens before they hatched, no chicken in every pot just pot in every chicken, they were told to get plucked, go pluck themselves etc. etc.

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  16. Now TYSON wants build a plant where KCMO City Hall sits !!!

    They say it'd be a perfect match, since KCMO is full of Chicken Shits anyway !!!!!!

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