Tuesday, September 19, 2017

TONGANOXIE CLAIMS VICTORY OVER TYSON IN KANSAS GAME OF CHICKEN!!!

Shame on everybody else for not having fun with this news item . . .

Tyson Foods puts Tonganoxie plans on hold - Kansas City Business Journal

Tyson Foods Inc. has put its plans for a $320 million poultry complex south of Tonganoxie on hold after a reversal of county commission support. The company says it now will look to locate the facility in another community in Kansas or elsewhere that supports it.

17 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Tyson knocked out in two rounds?

Anonymous said...

Enjoy flippin them burgers....

Anonymous said...

No country for old chicken pluckers.

Anonymous said...

Maybe they should team up with Mike and present a Chicken Hotel to Sly and the gang.
If anyone around will fall for it, it's the menagerie at 12th and Oak.
Go for the BIG BIG incentives!

Anonymous said...

I am so mutha' pluckin' happy I can shit. Yeah 7:43 PM maybe the Silverback with a bowtie could help tyson sell their chickenshit to KC

Anonymous said...

it wasn't really a fit from the word go.

by the way, a KS airport wouldn't get any further either. NIMBY, not ever. don't know how some folks pretend it could happen.

Anonymous said...

A case of "Not in my back yard!!

Everybody loves them some goddamn Yardbird though.

Retro ROCKER said...

You know why Minny,Pearls chicken went out of business. Because the Colonial had bigger Breast.

Anonymous said...

Tyson will build a plant close by Tongantucky. The wind blows west idiots, now you are downwind. My shit don't stink and I want cheap chicken!!!! Enjoy wanna be JOCO residents.

Anonymous said...

How about a Hilary Clinton chicken dinner? Two small breaths, two fat thighs and a left wing.

Anonymous said...

Breasts

Anonymous said...


9:24...Now that was funny!!

Anonymous said...

Power to the people! Good for them!!

Maybe Tyson should work on (literally) cleaning up their act and they might be more accepted wherever they go.

Anonymous said...

Tyson will just have to bide their time till they can buy a new city council and county commissioners.

They better hurry. Cheap chicken from China via Amazon might hurt their business model.

Anonymous said...

It will be built. Promise.

Anonymous said...

Tyson choked their own chicken, counted their chickens before they hatched, no chicken in every pot just pot in every chicken, they were told to get plucked, go pluck themselves etc. etc.

Crazy Clown said...

Now TYSON wants build a plant where KCMO City Hall sits !!!

They say it'd be a perfect match, since KCMO is full of Chicken Shits anyway !!!!!!