Monday, September 18, 2017

TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! AIRPORT CORPSE AFTER 8 MONTHS 'LOOKED MUMMIFIED' ACCORDING TO KANSAS CITY 1ST RESPONDER INSIDERS!!!



While this photo is from "The Mummy" featuring Boris Karloff. Randy Potter's dead body sat in airport parking for more than 8 months.

Now, thanks to the testimony of KICK-ASS KANSAS CITY 1ST RESPONDER INSIDERS . . . We're getting some deets from the scene.

Word on background:

"I could see why nobody found him. When we say it, the body was really shriveled up and discolored. Matched the car upholstery somewhat . . . Really, the closest way to describe it was like a mummy. The Medical Examiner will have more info but I would definitely say the guy looked mummified. One of the worse cases I've seen before but there were people at the scene who said they'd seen worse . . ."

There are reports that the smell is what guided authorities to the car in this shocking case that has family blaming police and airport officials.

Developing . . .

26 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Gross.

Greedo said...

it's what happens. grow up.

Anonymous said...


If the family is pissed now, wait until they get that bill for 8 months parking.

Anonymous said...

LULZ!

Anonymous said...

very cruel post, I do not think the public should know these details. please pray for the family.

Anonymous said...

2:38, to a large extent it is the family that is making this a public spectacle.

Lieutenant George Zip said...

Doc, some time when the crew is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to get out there and give it all they got and win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then, Doc, but I won't smell too good, that's for sure.

Anonymous said...

Do not be an idiot, 2:38.
None of this would be a thing if the family didn't want the attention and to grab some money. (" It's always about the fuckin' dollars.)

And apparently they loved him so much that no one wondered where he was for the last 8 months.

Anonymous said...

They could prop him up on their front porch for Halloween, put a Snickers in his outstretched hand, and when a little kids grabs the candy bar he gets a finger with it. That little fucker will take off like a striped-ass'ed monkey. He won't be soaping their windows.

Anonymous said...

So when they put the ticket on the wind shield wiper they didn't recognize the rigor mortis driver?

Anonymous said...

Out with the old and in with the new!!! LOL!!!

Anonymous said...

3:18 now that's some funny shit right there! Lmao!!!

Anonymous said...

bet he was ripe.

Anonymous said...

A true first responder would not share the condition of a found body.

So fuck off Tony, you insensitive liar. May we find your mummified body someday soon.

Anonymous said...

Was the corpse decapitated when they found it? And are they sure it wasn't Jack the Ripper who did this?

Anonymous said...

Naah, my buddies said it was a suicide. He put a revolver in his mouth and pulled the trigger!!! LOL!!!! There was blood and brains everywhere!!! HA HA HA!!! The note said he hated his miserable life!!! LOL!!! WTF!?! HIS BODY ROTTED FOR MONTHS!!! BBQ!!! ROFL!!! GRAK!!! WTF!!!

Super Dave said...

4:47 dream on with that train of thought. Reality is what it is rather you choose to deal with it or not. Summer heat closed up cab on truck after 8 months I bet the body was mummified. Interesting how it's always someone elses fault when when it comes to a suicide where the party just tries to disappear before doing it. If you care about your family least be kind enough to do it in the front row at a local Price Chopper or QuikTrip where you can be seen of found quicker. KCPD is innocent on this case for once.

Anonymous said...

White people have to find somebody to blame. This. Was a suicide... so they'll never ask themselves how they let this poor guy down. They're out for money.

Polar Bear said...

hmmmmmmm.......must have found about that Tyson chicken plant in Tonga.....

Anonymous said...

^^^^^ paul. Go back to facebook. Nobody really wants you here.

Anonymous said...

^^^^^^^^^ ok Fart sniffer.

Anonymous said...

I like the polar bear, he makes my nipples hard with his racist shtick and it's better than he give TKC clicks rather than Zuck!

Anonymous said...

The airport authority did announce that they will release the body to the next of kin as soon as the parking tab of $129,633.47 is paid in full. In the interest of serving citizens the folk at KCI will sponsor a loan through Commerce Bank on a 90 days same as cash plan.

Anonymous said...

The parking garages at the airport are supposed to tow these cars, aren't they? How did this car sit for 8 months without being removed from the property?

Anonymous said...

Photo is obviously Tom Tyler in THE MUMMY'S HAND (Universal 1940), obviously.

agentzero said...

How many people parked next to this car over the six months and said nothing. Of course the airport bs artists will probably blame this on the terminal design. It seems he had terminal illness.