Fast food crime reporting earns this regional scribe a knuckle sandwich. Check the consequence of small town citizen media reporting:
Thirty minutes ago, I was attacked
About 30 minutes ago, I heard a knock at my door. When I answered it, a tall man (at least taller than I am) with dark hair and a dark mustache , appearing to be in his 30s, asked, "Are you Mr. Turner?"
Never answer your door to an unannounced person without a gun in your hand.
ReplyDeleteSounds reasonable in this day and age.
Unless you live in one of the civilized states like West Virginia. We don't even have to close our doors.
ReplyDeleteAnd before one of you racists claim there are no blacks here, did you see Miss West Virginia last night at the beauty pageant?
Everyone in West Virginia is inbred.
DeleteSure Byron you liar, the druggies in your neighborhood would clean you out in 30 seconds if you left your door open.
ReplyDeleteHow the hell did you see her Byron? You're blind remember? Liar!
ReplyDeleteWas the 16 y.o girl hot?
ReplyDeleteBloggers beware.
ReplyDeleteEveryone is racist except Bilerun. He is only nuts.
ReplyDeleteWhat a fucking pussy.
ReplyDeleteTell thediversitydiva@gmail.com she,ll camp out in a coffee shop and look for trouble.
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