Monday, September 11, 2017

Show-Me Missouri Blogger BEAT DOWN!!!

Fast food crime reporting earns this regional scribe a knuckle sandwich. Check the consequence of small town citizen media reporting:

Thirty minutes ago, I was attacked

About 30 minutes ago, I heard a knock at my door. When I answered it, a tall man (at least taller than I am) with dark hair and a dark mustache , appearing to be in his 30s, asked, "Are you Mr. Turner?"

10 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Never answer your door to an unannounced person without a gun in your hand.

Sounds reasonable in this day and age.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Unless you live in one of the civilized states like West Virginia. We don't even have to close our doors.

And before one of you racists claim there are no blacks here, did you see Miss West Virginia last night at the beauty pageant?

Anonymous said...

Everyone in West Virginia is inbred.

Anonymous said...

Sure Byron you liar, the druggies in your neighborhood would clean you out in 30 seconds if you left your door open.

Anonymous said...

How the hell did you see her Byron? You're blind remember? Liar!

Anonymous said...

Was the 16 y.o girl hot?

Anonymous said...

Bloggers beware.

Anonymous said...

Everyone is racist except Bilerun. He is only nuts.

Anonymous said...

What a fucking pussy.

Anonymous said...

Tell thediversitydiva@gmail.com she,ll camp out in a coffee shop and look for trouble.