Thursday, September 14, 2017

Partisan Pitch Pouts Over Columnist Struggling Magazine Couldn't Possibly Afford

The last remaining hipsters at this monthly outlet attempt to carry the torch for a writer in a much better situation than a news outlet that's struggling to stay relevant after switching to a monthly format:

So it's come to this: JeneƩ Osterheldt is too good for the Star

In 2016, longtime Kansas City Star columnist JeneƩ Osterheldt departed the paper to accept a yearlong Nieman Foundation for Journalism fellowship at Harvard. Last month, she returned to the daily. She shouldn't have.

17 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Hoops is Tony's new Toni Bones. Cringe.

The WILDMAN said...

^^^ Learn how to spell. Hoopz is spelled with a Z, WILDMAN.

Anonymous said...

The Pitch hates to be out-lefted, and that's pretty hard to do with Barbara Shelly acting as ideological mentor. But the Star did it. So much for the Star's makeover.

Anonymous said...

What is Toni Bones up to these days? Please give us an update!

Jonsie said...

@3:47! Nice work. I think that pretty much nails it.

Anonymous said...

Pitch has never had any tie to reality. This article was beyond hallucinatory. The Pitch is only good for hamster cage bedding.

Anonymous said...

Toni Bones is expecting another child living in Texas I think.

Anonymous said...

You know what kills me about people like Hoopz, Kaepernick, or even Obama (who I voted for, twice) is how much they identify as black even though every black person in their life has completely let them down and the only people who were ever there for them were the white people in their lives. Hoopz is damn lucky she's half black because if she wasn't she couldn't even write for the Pitch. Her entire career is based on having a worthless sperm-donor as a baby daddy.

Anonymous said...

Worthless article, c'mon tony you can do better than this can't you?

Anonymous said...

Toni Bonz is dead.

Anonymous said...

And she has no clue who the father is

Anonymous said...

if these guys are so unhappy with the good ole USA let the owners pay them in rubys,yen,or some other currancy what hipacrates

Anonymous said...

Toni Bones is still in Sugar Creek.

She was seen at the Sugar Creek Quik Trip just last week.

Anonymous said...

The two articles remind you of a battle of the opinions of writers for a couple of small-town high school newspapers.
How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
Such passion!
Such depth!
Such pretentious crap!
Nobody much cares about Osterheldt's opinions and the Pitch is free.
Football players, statues, marches, and pussy hats.
Hahahahaha!!

Anonymous said...

I'll call Toni Bones in Colorado and let her know she was seen here.

Anonymous said...

Did that guy from the pitch use mouthwash after sucking Jenee's dick like that?

Anonymous said...

I never learned anything reading any of her columns. She was about the speed of molasses and even Lewis Duigoud was a Mensa compared to her...