Tuesday, September 05, 2017

Kansas City Owl Attack Double Take

Kansas City neighborhood on lockdown from wildlife from Dusk Till Dawn . . .

Owl attacks startle residents in Kansas City: "I won't go out at night"

Owls are mysteriously popping up and attacking families in a Kansas City neighborhood, which has baffled experts. "I used to walk looking down at different things that had fallen so I don't trip on them when I'm walking my dog.

6 Comments:

Anonymous said...

If anybody actually thinks that owls are the greatest danger of going out at night in KCMO, they really are the ultimate low-information resident.
And, sadly, these are the people who make up the tiny minority who go to the polls and vote.

Hyperblogal said...

Wild fires, hurricanes, torrential downpours, owl attacks.... end times for sure.

Anonymous said...

Notice the owls targeted Brookside, the most pussies per capita neighborhood there is.

Anonymous said...

Owls are a 9-2 favorite.

Anonymous said...

Neighbors are going to demand an owl extermination team be dispatched. Can't have wildlife interfering with their routine.

Retro ROCKER said...

Owl Gore