Tuesday, September 19, 2017

KANSAS CITY CORPSE FLOATER DUMPED IN EAST SIDE FLUSH CREEK

Morning aftermath of this tragic discovery that may or may not be the latest local homicide. Not many deets so far:

Police investigate after body found near Brush Creek

KANSAS CITY, Mo. - Kansas City police are investigating after a body was found near Brush Creek on Tuesday morning. Officials said the body was found at the bottom of a retaining wall of the creek near Troost Avenue around 10 a.m. The cause of the death is unknown.

15 Comments:

Anonymous said...

I hope this ends up counting for our murder total. We need all the help we can get to make 154.

Anonymous said...

Don't you worry, the boons will come through with more insane and unexpected murders, they can't help it, it's in their bllod!!!

Booger said...

What the fuck is bllod?

Anonymous said...

Booger, you crack me up!

Nicely done. You have upset racist grandpa. He will not get his afternoon BM today.

Maybe it will give him something to think about.

Anonymous said...

I know they will try. If they would quit shooting sideways, they would be more accurate. They have to look cool, though.

Anonymous said...

You are an afternoon BM, faggot.

Anonymous said...

Relax its just September the murders have just started...not to mention Kansas city doesn't have a police department.

Anonymous said...


4:50 shouldn't you be in St. Louis, after all a white cop killed a black criminal, and we just can't have that now can we?
Oh and don't forget to wear a diaper so you can throw some of your BM at the police.

Anonymous said...

If it was murder, the killers should have left the body in a car at KCI.

Anonymous said...

Chad was dead in a shitter for three days and turned to liquid. Be glad the possums at Brush Creek didn't get him.

Anonymous said...

Lolz, well played 4:54.

Anonymous said...

4:50, it will give him something to stink about.

Anonymous said...

It's a typo dip shit

Anonymous said...

It's a typo dip shit

Crazy Clown said...

Damn,, KCMO got Floaters and Sitters

whole lotta Floaters and sitters goin on in this town !!!