Tuesday, September 19, 2017

DOWNTOWN KANSAS CITY CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY COMING SOON!!!

Skeptics among us see the so-called "renaissance" as nothing more than a bevy of tax-abated luxury living ponzi schemes along with an inordinate number of faith communities. Here's news on the latest addition from a development promotional blogger:

Church of Scientology Expected to Begin Renovation of Historic Downtown Building for New Home in October

By Kevin Collison Ten years after purchasing the historic City Bank Building at 1801 Grand Blvd., the Church of Scientology is expected to begin renovation work on what will become its new metropolitan offices and worship center in early October. Church officials could not be reached for comment, but a source familiar with the project...

10 Comments:

Anonymous said...

That isn't the church they need downtown. They need a fucking Church's Fried Chicken. That is the only church that will work downtown. So fuck Scientology or even Sly-entology.

Anonymous said...

Will also be the next location of Stanford;s Comedy House.

Anonymous said...

L. Ron Hubert use to give his wife abortions with coat hangers when she got pregnant.

Anonymous said...

Actually his name was L. Ron Hubbard, and he claimed a lot crazier shit than that.

He even claimed that he could "run a long con" that enough people would buy into to allow him to stop writing crappy SciFi books for a living.

He even thought there were "Stars" in Hollywood stupid enough to buy into his weirdest rehash of Theosophy and Rosicrucian horseshit!

Can you believe that he actually thought anyone was that batshit crazy?

Anonymous said...

Moooom! Tom Cruise wont come out of the closet!

Anonymous said...

No more of a scam than any other religion, though.

Anonymous said...

Wrong. Real religions believe. We drink and use drugs. We also let our kids seek real medical help. We hope the will pick their own path.

Anonymous said...

Scientology is affordable health care

Anonymous said...

I'm just auditing, please continue.

Anonymous said...

Do you have to disclose your jerking off habit during audits? Asking for a friend.