Wednesday, August 09, 2017

KCPD CAPTURE PROLIFIC CROSSROADS ROBBERY CREW SUSPECTS!!!



Hipsters with a penchant for pricey computers have been taken down according to police.

"Kansas City police have arrested two men in connection with a series of smash-and-grab business burglaries in the Crossroads Arts District in recent months that mostly targeted Apple computers.

"Det. Tim Mountz said Tuesday the men were arrested Monday in connection with at least five of the more than dozen burglaries in the Crossroads since April. One of the more recent break-ins occurred last Thursday at the Mid-America Arts Alliance, 2018 Baltimore Ave."

Remember that we blogged this drama earlier in the Spring and then the heists stupidly continued because hipsters know that robbing anybody outside of the Crossroads can get you killed.

Nevertheless . . . The progress in capturing the crew is appreciated by denizens throughout the district who are only accustomed to being preyed upon by lunching ladies and development attorneys.

You decide . ..

10 Comments:

Anonymous said...

The KCPD arrested someone for something other than a traffic violation. Now that is news.

Anonymous said...

^^^You contributing something...anything to society..now that would be news!

Anonymous said...

He contributes big bucks to the pornography industry haha true though I betcha

Anonymous said...

The original "Inconvenient Truth" could not be shown in elementary schools in Britain because a Judge ruled it contained too many scientific errors. (Of course, it was that very feature that made it so popular among enviroloonies here in the USA.) A leopard can't change its spots, and Al Gore can't change the fact that he is fundamentally a huckster, so I doubt that the sequel will be any more honest than the original.

Anonymous said...

^^^Hey dummy, this post is about an arrest the KCPD made. Not an "Inconvenient Truth" You got the wrong link you stupid pants-shitting geezer. This is an another example of how geezers fuck up everything.

Anonymous said...

^^^ hey Geezer Hater, it's time for you to go to bingo so you can try to dominate the old people there. You're failing miserably here.

Anonymous said...

^^^^He got you to respond didn't he? Seems like you're the huckleberry chump.

Anonymous said...

"The huckleberry chump" is the amazing sex move used by Andy Griffith every time he fucks your girlfriend.

Anonymous said...

Oh wow, the Andy Griffith line again. Really??? Really? Is that all you have, because lord knows, YOU USE IT ALL THE TIME!!! You got the Alzheimer's geezer? Or, would you even know if you do???? Hmm.....

Anonymous said...

Glad they got'em