Wednesday, August 30, 2017

KANSAS CITY ROYALS BLAME GAME 2017: GM DAYTON MOORE RAGES AGAINST PORN AMID DUFFY DUI BURGER KING DISGRACE!!!

Again, the passage of time has killed all illusions of Kansas City Royals front office genius and the idolatry or their alleged Midwestern work ethic.

Now, witness the team grasping at straws to explain their hard times:

Royals GM Dayton Moore Suggests Link Between Pornography, Domestic Violence

Kansas City Royals Scott Polacek Twitter Logo Featured Columnist Kansas City Royals general manager Dayton Moore suggested there is a link between watching pornography and domestic abuse during a Tuesday press conference. The Facebook page of True Blue Everything: Kansas City Royals shared a portion of the press conference: "We've done a lot of leadership stuff with our players.

18 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Instead of worrying about porn, Dayton should perhaps focus on how to avoid losing 100 games next year without Moose, Hoz and Cain. We are too cheap to sign any of them. Dayton gave their money to Gordon and Soria.

Anonymous said...

When the most serious scandal involving players is a DUI then I think that reflects well on the team. The fact is this team has been one of the few positive things in the metro for the last few years. I for one would rather see losing baseball played right than to watch roided up sluggers doing bat flips.

Anonymous said...

Maybe, maybe not, but porn sites get a lot more hits than the Royals do.

Anonymous said...

I wished I cared about this...I don't.

Anonymous said...

"hard" times?

Anonymous said...

Apparently Porn cause Dayton to not think straight.

Anonymous said...

Duffy got busy in a burger king bathroom...my name is humpty...oh wait wrong song.

Anonymous said...

Should have unloaded duds Gordon and soria so they could keep the good ones. Duffy has a prob if asleep at Burger King drive thru at 8 pm. There is probably more than booze involved. They will probably be in last place next year as core players leave. Time to rebuild.

Anonymous said...

WORD ASSOCIATION

ROYALS, PORN, DUI, and BURGER KING?


FLOPPER, POPPER, COPPER, and a WHOPPER

Anonymous said...

No connection. After watching porn, Byron Funkouser doesn't smack his wife - he smacks his pud.

Anonymous said...

^^^No connection your choice of porn involves animals and small children.

Anonymous said...

^^^ no, that's your bailiwick, barista boy.

Anonymous said...

Byron can't watch porn he is blind, remember. His wife probably beats his ass every day for sheer enjoyment.

Anonymous said...

@2:52PM-weak. You got knocked-the-fuck out by 2:42PM. Simper off now.

Anonymous said...

our society is so shallow porn is the only thing that allows a good night's rest. sad.

Anonymous said...

Commending yourself again, 2:42/3:47? You really think you're fooling anyone? Pathetic

Anonymous said...

^^^^ Your babbling dude. Don't think you're fully conscious yet cause you got knocked-the-fuck out!!!!

Anonymous said...

^^^ tripling down, 2:42/3:47/8:00? You really are a pathetic piece of shit.