KANSAS CITY ROYALS BLAME GAME 2017: GM DAYTON MOORE RAGES AGAINST PORN AMID DUFFY DUI BURGER KING DISGRACE!!!

Again, the passage of time has killed all illusions of Kansas City Royals front office genius and the idolatry or their alleged Midwestern work ethic.

Now, witness the team grasping at straws to explain their hard times:

Royals GM Dayton Moore Suggests Link Between Pornography, Domestic Violence

Kansas City Royals Scott Polacek Twitter Logo Featured Columnist Kansas City Royals general manager Dayton Moore suggested there is a link between watching pornography and domestic abuse during a Tuesday press conference. The Facebook page of True Blue Everything: Kansas City Royals shared a portion of the press conference: "We've done a lot of leadership stuff with our players.

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  1. Instead of worrying about porn, Dayton should perhaps focus on how to avoid losing 100 games next year without Moose, Hoz and Cain. We are too cheap to sign any of them. Dayton gave their money to Gordon and Soria.

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  2. When the most serious scandal involving players is a DUI then I think that reflects well on the team. The fact is this team has been one of the few positive things in the metro for the last few years. I for one would rather see losing baseball played right than to watch roided up sluggers doing bat flips.

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  3. Maybe, maybe not, but porn sites get a lot more hits than the Royals do.

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  4. I wished I cared about this...I don't.

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  5. "hard" times?

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  6. Apparently Porn cause Dayton to not think straight.

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  7. Duffy got busy in a burger king bathroom...my name is humpty...oh wait wrong song.

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  8. Should have unloaded duds Gordon and soria so they could keep the good ones. Duffy has a prob if asleep at Burger King drive thru at 8 pm. There is probably more than booze involved. They will probably be in last place next year as core players leave. Time to rebuild.

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  9. WORD ASSOCIATION

    ROYALS, PORN, DUI, and BURGER KING?


    FLOPPER, POPPER, COPPER, and a WHOPPER

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  10. No connection. After watching porn, Byron Funkouser doesn't smack his wife - he smacks his pud.

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  11. ^^^No connection your choice of porn involves animals and small children.

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  12. ^^^ no, that's your bailiwick, barista boy.

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  13. Byron can't watch porn he is blind, remember. His wife probably beats his ass every day for sheer enjoyment.

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  14. @2:52PM-weak. You got knocked-the-fuck out by 2:42PM. Simper off now.

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  15. our society is so shallow porn is the only thing that allows a good night's rest. sad.

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  16. Commending yourself again, 2:42/3:47? You really think you're fooling anyone? Pathetic

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  17. ^^^^ Your babbling dude. Don't think you're fully conscious yet cause you got knocked-the-fuck out!!!!

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  18. ^^^ tripling down, 2:42/3:47/8:00? You really are a pathetic piece of shit.

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