Tuesday, August 08, 2017

Kansas City Bones Discovered Are Human

Construction near Dead-Tree Media HQ turns up a ghastly discovery . . .

Police: Human bones were uncovered by construction crews in downtown Kansas City

Kansas City police confirm that human remains were uncovered by construction crews in downtown on Monday.

4 Comments:

Super Dave said...

Jimmy?

Anonymous said...

Pendergrast had them put there.

Anonymous said...

I hear from a top secret source inside the Russian investigation that Bolonzo Washmachin got a reliable tip that the bones are those of Jimmy Hoffa. Bolonzo has refused comment pending his getting caught up on his union dues and finding his old chemistry set, he shoplifted from Toys R' Us, at which time he will conduct a top secret DNA test. His findings will be announced on KC's shitpaper of record, TKC.

Anonymous said...

They are bones from an old slave cemetery and the Star is covering up the truth!