Tuesday, August 08, 2017

COACH'S KAPUT!!! REPEATED FLOODING FORCES KANSAS CITY BIZ TO CLOSE!!!



A beloved Southland institution calls it quits amid constant Kansas City water infrastructure FAIL.

Here's the end game for Kansas City spending all of its infrastructure cash downtown . . . Word is, they'll most likely move to nearby JoCo . . .

KCTV5: Coach's Bar & Grill will not rebuild following recent flooding

Swan song deets from their FB post:

"It was a decision made by the property owners after six floods over the years and all the damage, it is just not worth it," the post said. "Now is the time to drive by and look at that sign one last time and remember all the good times that so many of us have had in that building. The friendships formed, the families created, and just great memories."

You decide . . .

20 Comments:

Anonymous said...

They did the right thing. Better not to risk the lives of their employees and move to higher ground.

Anonymous said...

Where are all the car salesmen going to get drunk and buy drugs at? Where are all the 40 year old sluts going to go to get fucked?

Drunk Uncle KC said...

Where will I buy my overpriced and shitry hot wings?

Anonymous said...

about time

Anonymous said...

I can remember this location flooding over and over when I was in high school. I graduated in 1970.

Anonymous said...

An obvious decision that should have occurred after the first flood. I remember the location first opened as the Pizza Paddle, and knew at the time how badly that area has flooded over past decades. Talked to Tom, the owner, about it, recommending that he check to make sure his flood insurance would be sufficient when the water comes in.

Anonymous said...

People should not build in floodplains.

Anonymous said...

Drugs and booze, plus hookups will continue at Red Bridge + Holmes. You all know the place.

Anonymous said...

I love drugs, booze and sluts!

Silverback Sly said...

Burger King?

Anonymous said...

^^^ Lulz

Anonymous said...

The drinks were watered-down anyway.......

Anonymous said...

Damn it! Without Coaches I'll be forced to drive all the way a half block down the street to the next dive.

Crazy Clown said...

HUNCH :

Coaches will open up outside of anything to do outside of KCMO !!

maybe Lees Summit, or Blue Springs or maybe even Johnson County somewhere, but KCMO is Done ,, Betcha' !!!

which is a good thing !!!

Crazy Clown said...

WOW The commenters here on TONYS KC just gave me a grand idea for a new business

Think I'll open me a Bar / Club and call it "Drugs, Booze & Sluts"

bet I got a packed house every night !!!

Watch for my Grand Opening soon !

Drugs, Booze & Sluts ,,,,

Happy Hour every Night, All Night Long !

Friday Specials, inner Thighs 1/2 price off

Week-end Specials double dose of Ass and Leggs for 1/2 Price !

Anonymous said...

Do any of you IGNORANT COCKSUCKERS know there is already
a Coaches in Overland Park. Uber can take you there.

Anonymous said...

The OP Coach's has an entirely different atmosphere. They even have someone to seat you. But the menu is the same. They are having an eclipse watch party on the deck. Tickets are $30 apiece. It is not the familiar dive that the original Coach's was. I hope they can reopen quickly, but I wonder if they will reopen in KCMO, especially with the new $15 an hour minimum wage. But Lees Summit is just down the road.

Anonymous said...

What will all of the alcoholic geezers who post on here do with their days now? They have already been shunned by their family's, and the bar is their only refuge. It's the only place where people pretend to listen to what they have to say.

Anonymous said...

^^ there's plenty more dive bars around there might just have to drive a little further with these fuckin drunks hell all you got to do is buy em a beer and all the sudden they got your back and Blah blah Blah friends you've known each other for 30 years,till you walk in the next day and that same sumbitch that you got drunk,is shit-faced.LOL and dont remember you...Lol what a life.I'm glad I'm long done with it.

Anonymous said...

Go south, the southern suburbs lack a good gay bar like Coaches.